Who would you buy a dinner?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

ANY SUPER BOWL CHAMPION EAGLE.

JAWS, DAWK.

ROBERT EARLE CLARKE, FOR MAKING MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL SO AMAZIN.
DAVE THE HAMMER SCHULTZ, I WORE HIS SWEATER ON OUR STREET HOCKEY TEAM.

AND OF COURSE, BERNIE, BERNIE, BERNIE!!!!