Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Confidential to DQ

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Confidential to DQ

    Do we need to cancel the truce? Can't jinx the season being all social and shit. If it turns into a shitty season, I'll blame you and yo momma.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

  • #2
    For the past 6 months, your momma has been all around town scoring V bucks from Fortnite players.

    She thinks 50,000 V bucks can get her a roast beef lift. That’s what these kids are telling her. Her roast beef looks like it’s been sitting in au jus for a year.

    Enough SB celebration. I gave your momma a #metoo moment last night. She’s back hitting the pavement. Low hanging fruit is her niche. That’s her wheel house.

    Can you believe that batch wanted to transfer me V bucks from an X box?

    #metoo #cashflow

    Comment


    • #3
      Yes yes, let the evil out
      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
        For the past 6 months, your momma has been all around town scoring V bucks from Fortnite players.

        She thinks 50,000 V bucks can get her a roast beef lift. That’s what these kids are telling her. Her roast beef looks like it’s been sitting in au jus for a year.

        Enough SB celebration. I gave your momma a #metoo moment last night. She’s back hitting the pavement. Low hanging fruit is her niche. That’s her wheel house.

        Can you believe that batch wanted to transfer me V bucks from an X box?

        #metoo #cashflow
        Ok I lold

        Comment

        Working...
        X