Gabe Kapler............

[Overbrook]

The Chip Kelly of Philadelphia beisbol.

Thank God the Iggles are back. This shit is beyond hideous.

[Anthony]

He sucks as a manager but Klentak sucks as a GM as well.

[art vandelay]

Not really a good comparison because this team just sucks. He'd have to at least make the playoffs before everything turned to shit for Chip Kelly to be an apt comparison.

[slag]

I'm not going to get into no set lineup except your best power hitter in the two hole ... defensive shifts based on a player's batting average during a full moon when Macy's has a one-day sale ... or bullpen management that might as well have been a blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a roster sheet.

And I realize the players have to execute.

But sucking at defense all year and a team that chokes like dogs against shit teams down the stretch when they're in contention is a reflection on ol' Gabey in my book.

[Susquehanna Birder]

He almost got interesting when he came out to argue with the umpire. Almost. He soon tucked his tail and scurried back to the dugout.

[JuTMSY4]

This is fine

I'm not going to get into no set lineup except your best power hitter in the two hole ... defensive shifts based on a player's batting average during a full moon when Macy's has a one-day sale ... or bullpen management that might as well have been a blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a roster sheet.

And I realize the players have to execute.

But sucking at defense all year and a team that chokes like dogs against shit teams down the stretch when they're in contention is a reflection on ol' Gabey in my book.

Hard to say whether gabe's shit is good or not if the team can't even remotely execute. Not a single guy in the lineup is hitting even a little bit. I feel like '09 Cole Hamels