Bawahahaha Flyers have a new knuckle dragging mouth breathing mascot

[Cheesesteak]

ANIMAL COMES TO MIND. TOP THREE COOLEST MUPPET.

I WONDER IF CAN PLAY GOALIE?

MY QUESTION IS WHY DO FLYBOYS NEED A MASCOT?

OH WAIT, SALES OF THE STUFFED CRITTER ETC.

they said it was mainly for kids...which makes it an odder choice since he's creepy AF. so yeah...kids hugging their Gritty dolls at night Cha CHING. I do hope they at least make hats for the kids like those phanatic ones, they'll be quite creepy.

btw...Animal is THE coolest Muppet. Who else would even be close? Statler and Waldorf?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I HAD TWO ELDERS FROM 'THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD' THAT WERE THEM TWO EXACTLY. NO JOKE. THEY USED TO SIT OUT BACK AND LISTEN TO BY SAAM, BILL CAMPBELL AND ASHBURN ON RADIO FOR PHILS EVERY NIGHT. RIGHT UNDER MY BEDROOM WINDOW. IT WAS GREAT.

I ALWAYS LIKED THE SWEDISH CHEF, AND, YEA I KNOW.... FOZZIE BEAR. WAKA WAKA! THAT WAS MY UNCLE GEORGE, PERFECT FIT. BUT YEA ANIMAL WAS DA-MAN.