Who has a free ticket for me tomorrow night?

[AthensEagle]

I will make the sacrifice and help you unload it.

[KenfromCanada]

Crickets....

[DEERSPINE GUY]

TICKET IS FREE. HOWEVER THE TAX IS $550.00.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Perhaps you should say “available” rather than “free,” ya cheap bastard!

[AthensEagle]

It's a sad day in this great country when a shallow cheapskate can't get a free ticket to an important game from a bunch of guys he sees for at least 4 hours a year.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

THERE'S ALWAYS A GUY WITH AN IGGLES JERSEY ON, THAT IS TRYING TO GIVE A TICKET AWAY DAMN NEAR EVERY GAME. I THINK YOU SHOULD DRIVE UP AND ASK EVERYONE YOU SEE WITH A JERSEY AND ASK IF IT'S HIM.

[AthensEagle]

Why do you hate America?

[Riccardo]

It's a sad day in this great country when a shallow cheapskate can't get a free ticket to an important game from a bunch of guys he sees for at least 4 hours a year.

Bwaaaa!