I GOTTA GET MY ASS TO A BIG TIME NCAA FOOTBALL GAME

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I'VE BEEN TO A TON OF OTHER DIVISIONS OF FOOTBALL. USED TO GO TO U OF P GAMES OCCASIONALLY WHEN I WORKED THERE. MIDGETS, HIGH SCHOOL, SEMI PRO, DIV 2 BUT NOT A DIVISION 1 GAME.

NEXT YEAR I HAVE TO MAKE IT A POINT.

I'M ACTUALLY THINKING OF AN IGGLEPHANS GAYTE NCAA FOOTBALL GAME SOMETIME. MAYBE NEXT YEAR, IF THE STARS ALIGN TEMPLE SATURDAY... IGGS SUNDAY.

[Susquehanna Birder]

South Bend. We'll make a domer out of ya.