I'm seeking donations

[slag]

for my charity SES (Society for the Enrichment of Slag), so I can sell the rights to my life story to it for half a mil.

I mean ... why the fuck not?

https://nypost.com/2018/12/01/al-sha...s-own-charity/

[Drama Queen]

He’s got a lifestyle to maintain.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...icle-1.1400703