Maybe Wentz is really an atheist

[91EaglesD]

And all of his AO1 stuff is really Don Tollefson 2.0? He’s playing on a rookie deal and how else can you explain that lucrative charity game softball game?

Either way I’m so grateful we have a true god fearing man in Foles

[AthensEagle]

I think you're on to something. I bet he's also a Vegan, all that shotgun gift giving and hunting is really a smokescreen. And we know Nick Foles is a hardcore meat eater. Not only can you tell by his carnivorous approach to the passing game, but his family owns a shit load of good meat serving restaurants.

And no one is talking about Wentz' trips to Haiti. Its not a charity. He's secretly Haitian.

[91EaglesD]

I’m onto crooked Carson. It’s time to trade and get some value before he spends his time here with $100mil+ guaranteed, on the PUP time and again, and stealing from philanthropic Philadelphians

[CbEagle]

You hit the nail on the head, why do you think God keeps harming Wentz and making sure Foles wins?????
Also great seeing you yesterday, and your description of the board rubes was hilarious.

[AthensEagle]

Never trust a ginger