I love that bitch. I’m thinking about letting her have a 30 minute lunch break tonight. Nah...daddy needs another ostrich trench.
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500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are. -
For your FYI I hope you are wearing protection if what you are insinuating is true because my mother contracted herpes and hep-c when she was vacationing in Pennsylvania after spending the night literally "partying hard" with 2 truck drivers.Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post -
That “vacation” was earning me money!
I sold her to 3rd & Inches for a purple tilted brimLast edited by Drama Queen; 01-04-2019, 07:16 PM.Comment
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To ehxibit the YouTube video embedding code:
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leave out the asterisks and you get this:
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"We choose to go to the moon."Comment
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You drive truck and work at Starbucks??Originally posted by Vick Ashley View PostCanada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.
Robin WilliamsComment
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Haha
The ultimate geigh song!Comment
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I wish I had my brim back, this hoe is worthless. She passed me a stack of hunderts and didn’t have the presidents facing the same direction like I like it.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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I’m a muthafuckin pimp bitch! I don’t give a fuck what the Johns catch. But if your mom acts out of pocket one more time, I’m pulling out the coat hanger.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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She responses well to “good cop, bad cop.”
Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
Show her a strong pimp backhand and then get her a happy meal with extra fries and a small sprite. Works every time.Comment
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bwahObscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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I need that brim back. I’ll give you the hoe back and I’ll throw in a case of Cool Filter Kings and some gold curb feelers.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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I hate to be picky, but I threw some peacock feathers
on the brim and I’m getting compliments.Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
Let’s add a sweetener. These pimp kickers!
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Is this idiot for real?Originally posted by Vick Ashley View Post
YOU KILLED TED YOU MEDIEVAL DICKWEED!Comment
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Nice touch with the peacock feathers...damn.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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