Maserati Mitchell will have the best game of his whole entire career today against

[Vick Ashley]

Your eagles


He will go deep and he will also run for many yards it will be literally amazing so much so that even you as fans of the sport will have moistened panties just watching Maserati put on a show, hes literally like a taller, stronger, Rustle Wilson but with bigger balls and more upside. This is going to be ****ing great I literally cant wait.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

IS THIS REALLY SMEGMA? NO WAIT, IT CAN'T BE, SMEEEEGGMAAAA!!! IS A DAMN SIGHT MORE INTELLIGENT.

[Drama Queen]

He was fired from his cook job at Hooters

IS THIS REALLY SMEGMA? NO WAIT, IT CAN'T BE, SMEEEEGGMAAAA!!! IS A DAMN SIGHT MORE INTELLIGENT.

and lives in an Airstream with his mom, who now works for me.

[Shut Up, Stop Posting]

Get lost fuckwit.

[Dim Bulb]

Maserati is owned by FIAT

Your eagles


He will go deep and he will also run for many yards it will be literally amazing so much so that even you as fans of the sport will have moistened panties just watching Maserati put on a show, hes literally like a taller, stronger, Rustle Wilson but with bigger balls and more upside. This is going to be ****ing great I literally cant wait.

I'm just saying. Why you mad bro?

[ItalianBeef]

Bear down and buckles up bitches! :bearbang:

[dev_32]

Bear down and buckles up bitches! :bearbang:

It's nice to see the Bears have a strong showing from the hardcore gay community

[ItalianBeef]

It's nice to see the Bears have a strong showing from the hardcore gay community

Imagine trying to insult someone by calling them gay in 2019

[dev_32]

Imagine trying to insult someone by calling them gay in 2019

I didn't call you gay. You mentioned a bear bang, which I believe, is a gay orgy involving fat hairy men.

[BigSlizz]

Cute nicknames. “Many.” False bravado.

Get back to failing to run the country, Donald.

[phillyphilly]

Your eagles


He will go deep and he will also run for many yards it will be literally amazing so much so that even you as fans of the sport will have moistened panties just watching Maserati put on a show, hes literally like a taller, stronger, Rustle Wilson but with bigger balls and more upside. This is going to be ****ing great I literally cant wait.

Hey Vick Ashley, fuck you, your team and your whore of a mother.

Just a fly by from the poster formerly known as downundermike.

Oh yeah, before I am banned again, FUCK DIGGLE.

[T.D-Bag]

way to make friends