It’s so great to be a winner

[Overbrook]

Had to travel to Bethesda today for an appointment in some fancy office building. Naturally, to dress for the occasion, I wore an Eagles sweatshirt.

Upon completing the appointment, I enter the elevator along with a women. She is wonderfully dressed with diamonds dripping from wherever they fit. She looks at me an goes, “let’s go birds birds” and lift up her hand for a high five. We slap hands and then break out in an Eagle’s chant!

Ahhhhhhhhh, life is good!

[Drama Queen]

When she left the elevator

Had to travel to Bethesda today for an appointment in some fancy office building. Naturally, to dress for the occasion, I wore an Eagles sweatshirt.

Upon completing the appointment, I enter the elevator along with a women. She is wonderfully dressed with diamonds dripping from wherever they fit. She looks at me an goes, “let’s go birds birds” and lift up her hand for a high five. We slap hands and then break out in an Eagle’s chant!

Ahhhhhhhhh, life is good!

Did you peek around the corner and say “world champs”

[Overbrook]

Ha ha, no. That guy is a total putz.

Obviously only an actor and not an Igglephan.

You or I might say, “world champs you fucking cockroach piece of shit. Crawl back to that shithole, Bumfuck Mississippi from which you crawled out. Oh, and your mother is one of 3 I’s stable of sluts.”

That would be a bit more “Philadelphia”.