AAF WATCH -- JaMarcus Russell signs with Memphis

[Ellsworth]

love this league!

if christian hackenberg loses his roster spot to that guy he should immediately take his real estate exam and coach youth football.

[Snakebitten]

I think it's fake news.

[Ellsworth]

it is fake news.

the 'GREAT' Les Bowen retweeted it from a fake Bleacher Report account.

C'MON LES!

[slag]

He believe was going to sign but backed out when he learned a report that the new league was replacing Gatorade with Sizzurp was inaccurate.

[AthensEagle]

Any kind of good gambling opportunities with AAF?

[Ellsworth]

apparently it's built for degenerate gamblers. you can bet on literally every play and all kinds of ridiculous shit.

I was sick as hell all weekend so only absorbed the games in a conventional manner.

[Ellsworth]

badduh bum bum!

got any new jokes to share? golfing ones are always good.

[AthensEagle]

Excellent. Best of luck to you.

[slag]

No ... I just wanted to post something with sizzurp in it.