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    Matt Kuchar is a cheap ass mofo prick

    what a fuckin c*nt

    David Ortiz, aka El Tucan, said the final payment offer from Kuchar’s camp was unacceptable. “I’m a little bit pissed, a little bit confused,” he said.

    #2
    Serious question: Do Caddies normally have contracts or agreements where they get a share of the winnings? Is that how it works?

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      #3
      IDK but the article indicates the going rate for a Tour caddie is 5 percent of the check and 10 percent of a win check.

      It further indicates that its a handshake deal ... but I imagine some of the bigger name caddies like Joe LaCava or Bones MacKay etc have/had written contracts.

      The problem here is that the guy involved was a local club caddie who was hired only for that tournament ... but it still looks like Kuchar is cheaping out ... which is surprising because I thought he was considered one of the nicer guys on the PGA Tour.
      Last edited by slag; 02-13-2019, 06:40 PM.
      Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
        Ill caddie for $20,000

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          #5
          You can already hear it at Augusta...

          Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post

          mOOOOOOOOCH

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            #6
            I READ HE OFFERED HIM 15K BUT HE TURNED HIM DOWN SAID NO.
            "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
              Wow that's lame. I hope his next caddie yells "miss.. MISS" while he's putting
              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                #8
                Kooch responds

                with some lame ass version of calling the caddie, in effect, Bagger Ortiz ... who agreed to "a guaranteed $4000" (apologies to Will Smith's Bagger Vance movie line of "a guaranteed 5 dollars")

                “I certainly don’t lose sleep over this," Kuchar told GolfChannel.com Wednesday on the Genesis Open. "Making $5,000 is a great week."



                He stated that $4000 was the agreed upon payment for the bonus structure that was guaranteed ... and that he paid $5000 (1000 over). Then later offering an additional $15G.

                He then goes no to say, as the title of the article indicates, that $5000 is a "good week" for a caddie.

                Meanwhile he took home 1.296 mil. and a Tour caddie would have traditionally been given about 129,000 bucks.

                In my book, he's now a cunt ... or a Cooch.
                Last edited by slag; 02-14-2019, 08:27 AM.
                Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                  #9
                  Matt Welchar

                  Originally posted by slag View Post
                  with some lame ass version of calling the caddie, in effect, Bagger Ortiz ... who agreed to "a guaranteed $4000" (apologies to Will Smith's Bagger Vance movie line of "a guaranteed 5 dollars")

                  “I certainly don’t lose sleep over this," Kuchar told GolfChannel.com Wednesday on the Genesis Open. "Making $5,000 is a great week."



                  He stated that $4000 was the agreed upon payment for the bonus structure that was guaranteed ... and that he paid $5000 (1000 over). Then later offering an additional $15G.

                  He then goes no to say, as the title of the article indicates, that $5000 is a "good week" for a caddie.

                  Meanwhile he took home 1.296 mil. and a Tour caddie would have traditionally been given about 129,000 bucks.

                  In my book, he's now a cunt ... or a Cooch.
                  I still want to know why he gave the guy big, fat pimp rolls... 100’s and 20’s on the out side and 5’s and 10’s in the inside. I have a feeling Welchar scrounged up his “spending money” for the week and stuffed it in an envelope.
                  Last edited by Drama Queen; 02-14-2019, 08:49 AM.

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                    #10
                    Is it better... Welshar?

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                      #11
                      I'm sticking with Cooch ... fans already use it phonetically when he makes a good shot so I'll just think "c" in my mind when they do it.
                      Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                        #12
                        that cheap prick is top 10 all time in PGA earnings. what a fucking dick.

                        he dresses like Bad Grandpa on top of it.

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                          #13
                          He has made $46 million GOLFING and tips $5k?? Yeah there is not a greed problem in this country

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                            #14
                            I like Matt Moochar

                            Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
                            that cheap prick is top 10 all time in PGA earnings. what a fucking dick.

                            he dresses like Bad Grandpa on top of it.
                            He mooched off the caddies intimate knowledge of the course.


                            MMOOOOOOOOOOCH!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                              Wow that's lame. I hope his next caddie yells "miss.. MISS" while he's putting
                              Last edited by wesFliplicious; 02-14-2019, 01:44 PM.

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