Foreskins are in QB hell.

[Drama Queen]

Jax. and Miami better not pull the Eagles chain and force them to accept an offer they can’t refuse from the D.C. Devil.

The Eagles have a history of dealing with the Lincoln Monument Lucifer. The Smithsonian Satan.

[Cheesesteak]

The Jeffersonian Jerkoff. The Reflecting Pool rectum tool.

[Drama Queen]

The Watergate Wanker

[The Duck]

The Watergate Wanker

Beltway Bitches.