Off-topic recommendation for dog owners

[Two Gap Penetrator]

So my daughter and her fiancé have a dog and their backyard is a swamp when it rains. The dog goes out to do his business and comes back in with muddy paws. So I went looking for a solution for them and I found this thing. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It works great, BTW. So I'm looking at the reviews on Amazon and some guy is talking about using it like a FLESHLIGHT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WTF YOU SICK F!!!!!!!

[Drama Queen]

Yeah, pretty sick...

I stopped post on there a while ago, so I hope you guys don’t think it’s me.