Why do mouth breathing WIP callers hate Gabe Kapler so much?

[06hawkalum]

It's a visceral hatred and it's completely understandable.

It's because the dude is a stud and they know their wives and girlfriends all want to sit on his face.

PSA for the mouth breathers: Stop being betas, hit the gym, purchase some god-damned cononut oil, and satisfy the women in your lives. They might still lust after Gabe's ripped body, but you will both be happier and healthier.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

YOU ARE ONE STRANGE PERSON.

[Diggle]

Screenshot this for later as the definition of trying too hard

[art vandelay]

Did you really have to edit this post?

[06hawkalum]

Did you really have to edit this post?

Typos happen to the best of us.

[Mr. Triple Dip]

Next time select all and delete.

[Corkey_for_President]

Couples thoughts

It's a visceral hatred and it's completely understandable.

It's because the dude is a stud and they know their wives and girlfriends all want to sit on his face.

PSA for the mouth breathers: Stop being betas, hit the gym, purchase some god-damned cononut oil, and satisfy the women in your lives. They might still lust after Gabe's ripped body, but you will both be happier and healthier.

1. Don’t listen.
2. Don’t forget opinions are like assholes.

[The Duck]

Did you really have to edit this post?

Didn't edit it nearly enough.