I gotta apologize

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My Phillies knome fell over and slide under the porch 2 weeks ago. Wife found it the other day and set it up proper. Not back in the garden yet, but upright, and we're back to winning.

Again, I apologise. It's not Gabe, it's not (insert GM). It's my fucking Phillies knome. I'll make sure every morning he's propped up and ready throw no hitters and hit homers.

Sorry.

[The Duck]

Garden gnomes are a touchy subject around here. Tread lightly.

[AthensEagle]

A rare 4 dimensional enigmatic post on superstition, Igglephans lore, wangnutism and bad spelling.

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Garden gnomes are a touchy subject around here. Tread lightly.

I never tread lightly, and I don't gnow what you're talking about, nor does my John Martin Knome.

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A rare 4 dimensional enigmatic post on superstition, Igglephans lore, wangnutism and bad spelling.

[Overbrook]

Normal garden gnomes are OK

Garden gnomes wearing a thick shoe......well that’s an entirely different story.

[Loki]

Selling old software games

[Overbrook]

Yo Harpo!

How ya doin’?

Nice to see your name.