Start a new job tomorrow which will be an adjustment for me because..

[smg]

EVERYTHING WILL WORK ITSELF OUT. JUST GO IN, LISTEN, REACT ACCORDINGLY.

AND WHILE AT WORK, STAY OFF IGGLEPHANS, FUGLY FAT WOMEN PORN, AND TRANNIE SITES ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER, WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE,.
SOME PLACES MONITOR WHAT EMPLOYEES ARE LOOKING AT.

After being fired from city for internet use I only go on the web on my phone during lunch

[ThePhantomShitter]

I took lunch but I wasnt just going to walk out. Usually someone lets me know what my schedule is and what time I take lunch

What time are you allowed to shit? That's more important that eating.

[smg]

What time are you allowed to shit? That's more important that eating.

I never liked shitting at work so I programmed my body to do it before I leave in the morning and when I get home. Shitting at work is the most uncomfortable experience because it's a 95% chance that someone will walk inside

[broadstreetparade]

Shitting at work is the most uncomfortable experience because it's a 95% chance that someone will walk inside

...and?! That’s what bathrooms are for smegma. Nobody cares if you take a shit in one.

[CbEagle]

Yeah child porn has that consequence!

[McCarthy12]

Someone will go inside where??!! Were you going to the bathroom in a conference room??

You're a riot, dude.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I never liked shitting at work so I programmed my body to do it before I leave in the morning and when I get home. Shitting at work is the most uncomfortable experience because it's a 95% chance that someone will walk inside

WAIT, SO THE SHITTER ISN'T IT'S OWN STALL WITH A DOOR?

A- WHERE DO YOU WORK, PRISON SYSTEM?

2- ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE MIGHT SEE YOUR WITTLE PEE PEE?

C- IF THERE IS NO SAID SHITTER STALL WITH A DOOR, HOW WILL YOU RUB ONE OFF DURING LUNCH LOOKING AT 300 LB AND OVER PORN SITES?

4- OR REPLAYS OF THE RAPTORS WINNING NBA TITLE?


OH THE WACKY WORLD OF SMEGMA. IS IT A HORROR MOVIE OR A MONTY PYTHON SKIT? WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

[Corkey_for_President]

Take that up with the warden. The Screws aren't treating you well.

[Corkey_for_President]

It takes a special kind of dumb fuck to get fired from a government job. I'm guessing you were given about a gazillion chances to straighten your slow azz out, yet still fucked up a golden goose job. BRILLIANT!

[Snakebitten]

We once had to fire a guy who was on over a hundred porn sites when he worked weekends. We had our IT crew print out the complete list of sites he went on. When he tried to deny it, we said 'So you're telling me you were never on Meathole Bitches, Street Blowjobs, or PenisEnlarger.com'? He replied 'I was NEVER on PenisEnlarger.com'.

For the record, I didn't recall the exact names of the sites so I had to google a few names which I feel elevate this story.

[Corkey_for_President]

Unfortunately, I've been involved with (not part of) some similar situations. I've had to "review" some files and STILL maintain I need ongoing psych treatment because of the content. Some people are SICK. Never knew what acrotomophilia was, but, unfortunately, now do.

[Eagle Road]

Unfortunately, I've been involved with (not part of) some similar situations. I've had to "review" some files and STILL maintain I need ongoing psych treatment because of the content. Some people are SICK. Never knew what acrotomophilia was, but, unfortunately, now do.

I hear ya, was watching this film because I like Famiga as an actress, it was some fcked up shit!

Quid Pro Quo is a 2008 American drama film, written and directed by Carlos Brooks, and starring Nick Stahl and Vera Farmiga. The film is about a semi-paralyzed radio reporter who investigates a story that uncovers an odd subculture leading to a disturbing self-realization. The film premiered at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival on January 20, 2008, and was released in the United States on June 13, 2008.

[HEREisAKERS]

Lol someone will go inside. Fired for internet use bwaaaaa

[1960]

I didn't like how I received no fucking information about what time lunch is and when my email will be setup. Never had a 1st day like that before

Are you sure you are not mistaking the welfare office for a job?

[EagleFanInMD]

Don't get out of line or else you will end up like Milton. https://youtu.be/Vsayg_S4pJg