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  • #31
    Genuinely anxiously awaiting the end of smg’s shift....let that steam whistle blow!
    Charismatic megafauna.

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    • #32
      THE IGGLEPHANS SOAP OPERA...

      AS THE SMEEEGMAAA WORLD TURNS.
      "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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      • #33
        I have never thought you were a true troll until this thread.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Corkey_for_President View Post
          Unfortunately, I've been involved with (not part of) some similar situations. I've had to "review" some files and STILL maintain I need ongoing psych treatment because of the content. Some people are SICK. Never knew what acrotomophilia was, but, unfortunately, now do.
          Reminds me of that story about the Facebook mod contractors losing their minds over the kind of shit they were seeing. No way am I looking that up.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by RSE View Post
            I have never thought you were a true troll until this thread.
            Same. All along, he was just laying the foundation for his masterwork.

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            • #36
              Well played.

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              • #37
                On a non troll basis, check my facenutz response to a friend regarding Luis who just passed away. Might be worthy to put some tribute there for your colleague.
                --------
                "We choose to go to the moon."

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                • #38
                  I'll be sad if he's not real.
                  "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by McCarthy12 View Post
                    Someone will go inside where??!! Were you going to the bathroom in a conference room??

                    You're a riot, dude.

                    When you use the men's bathroom in public other men dont come inside?????????

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by DEERSPINE GUY View Post
                      WAIT, SO THE SHITTER ISN'T IT'S OWN STALL WITH A DOOR?

                      A- WHERE DO YOU WORK, PRISON SYSTEM?

                      2- ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE MIGHT SEE YOUR WITTLE PEE PEE?

                      C- IF THERE IS NO SAID SHITTER STALL WITH A DOOR, HOW WILL YOU RUB ONE OFF DURING LUNCH LOOKING AT 300 LB AND OVER PORN SITES?

                      4- OR REPLAYS OF THE RAPTORS WINNING NBA TITLE?


                      OH THE WACKY WORLD OF SMEGMA. IS IT A HORROR MOVIE OR A MONTY PYTHON SKIT? WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

                      Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home

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                      • #41
                        Well yesterday ended with finally getting email setup, I can access the company database and now will fill out healthcare enrollment paperwork on monday.


                        So the only thing I don't have is the name tag outside of my cube. Im not concerned about the phone right now because I hate hearing live problems lol

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                        • #42
                          smiltong

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by smg View Post
                            Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
                            You've never taken a buddy dump?
                            Painful elimination is unnatural

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by smg View Post
                              Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
                              Looks like we got ourselves a regular Shitbrick folks.

                              https://youtu.be/bQWaXlsdyko

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                              • #45
                                I mean, not into my stall!

                                Aside from being a gigolo at a turnpike rest stop, I can't imagine a career where I would be particularly worried about that.
                                "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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