Start a new job tomorrow which will be an adjustment for me because..

[broadstreetparade]

Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home

Were you touched as a child?

[Phoward12]

Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home

It's an opportunity to mark your territory. One of my favorite office shitting stories came from a time when I was legitimately sick...really badly. I should have stayed home but I hate using leave except for vacation.

Anyway, I had to hustle to the bathroom, got into a stall, and proceeded to murder the joint. As I'm sitting there in a small sweat, thanking the lord above I made it in time, the main door opens. A guy I work with came in. I work in a large office but this guy has a distinctive voice so I knew it was him.

He took about two steps in and I hear "Oh Jesus!"...then I hear the door open and close again as he leaves.

I feel like I've accomplished a good amount in my career but that still ranks pretty high as far as work amusement goes, the time I drove my co-worker out and claimed the place for myself. He still doesn't know it was me.

Take advantage of this opportunity man, go create your moment.

[smg]

the bathroom smells really nice and looks amazing but i dont plan to take a shit until i get home

[DEERSPINE GUY]

COME ON SMEGMA, YOU'RE HOLDING OUT. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEW COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?

WHAT'S YOUR WORK E MAIL?

WHAT TIME IS LUNCH?

ANY HOTTIES AROUND YOUR CUBE? YOU KNOW, 300 LB AND OVERS?

[smg]

COME ON SMEGMA, YOU'RE HOLDING OUT. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEW COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?

WHAT'S YOUR WORK E MAIL?

WHAT TIME IS LUNCH?

ANY HOTTIES AROUND YOUR CELL, I MEAN CUBE?

I received a conditional from the state of PA today so it looks like I won't be at this job much longer.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT JOB? NICE. DON'T BURN THIS BRIDGE THOUGH. YOU MAY NEED IT.

[smg]

BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT JOB? NICE. DON'T BURN THIS BRIDGE THOUGH. YOU MAY NEED IT.

The 1st one was a city job and this is a state job. This background check should not take too long since I never been to the slammo

[DEERSPINE GUY]

DID YOU DO YOU FUGLY MOMBO IN THE MIDDLE OF MARKET ST AFTER RAPTORS WON?

[Bacarty2]

sounds miserable. go get a 1099 job

[smg]

sounds miserable. go get a 1099 job

No I prefer to work in a office

[smg]

DID YOU DO YOU FUGLY MOMBO IN THE MIDDLE OF MARKET ST AFTER RAPTORS WON?

No but I may consider it once I start the state job

[smg]

I was offered the state job yesterday and now waiting for the written confirmation in the mail. Im happier than a sissy with a bag of dicks