I'm moving to Islamabulb

[Dim Bulb]

Having been deemed insufficiently American by my fellow Americans, I have decided that the next logical step is that I will be deemed a terrorist. Accordingly, I am moving to Islamabulb to hasten the inevitable.

Islamabulb is just the place for a bad ass m'fer like me. Shaft in Africa was nothing. The Bulb in Pakistan is gonna rock it.

That is all. Happy Fourth to all of you who remain.

[jimbo]

You were deemed insufficiently American because you didn't attend the military hardware extravaganza in DC?

[Dim Bulb]

Naw, let the Man play with his toys

You were deemed insufficiently American because you didn't attend the military hardware extravaganza in DC?

..even though they're not his and he in no way earned them. I happened to mention last night at dinner that I didn't have any problem with Tommy Smith and John Carlos' protests. You'd have thought I squashed their puppy's head.

[Drama Queen]

You probably don’t have Patriotic gear because it’s generally deemed highly offensive, but if you do, can I have it when you move to Islambulb?

[Dim Bulb]

Does an old video...

You probably don’t have Patriotic gear because it’s generally deemed highly offensive, but if you do, can I have it when you move to Islambulb?

...of the Dead singing "US Blues" count? If so you can have it.

And if you don't spell my country correctly I will jihad your sorry ass.

[Drama Queen]

My bad... Islamabulb.

Didn’t you guys toss Riccardo from a 4 story building because he was holding hands with Ellsworth in public?

And you spared Ellsworth because he made a delicious possum on a pita dish?

[Dim Bulb]

a possum

My bad... Islamabulb.

Didn’t you guys toss Riccardo from a 4 story building because he was holding hands with Ellsworth in public?

And you spared Ellsworth because he made a delicious possum on a pita dish?

is nothing more than a pig dressed up all cutesy. Eating possum is the same as bathing in pork lard while eating a BLT. Fatwah!

[BigSlizz]

You can make diplomatic missions to Turkmenislizz.

[Dim Bulb]

bwahaha

You can make diplomatic missions to Turkmenislizz.

I thought it was Slizzikastan. Or was that Slagistan?

[Loki]

And smgdorkstan

My understanding is that the country is trying to corner the international market in goat shit fertilizer and is a hub for menial labor