As someone who lives in Deadskins land

[greenfan]

We simply can't let this be a loss. I know the Birds are a considerably better team than the Redbumbucks,but it is still a divisional game and will be hard fought. I think it is a competitive game early and Birds get the win late.

[Overbrook]

Well, yes and no

We simply can't let this be a loss. I know the Birds are a considerably better team than the Redbumbucks,but it is still a divisional game and will be hard fought. I think it is a competitive game early and Birds get the win late.

Yes, we cannot lose this game. If that were to pass, then the Iggs may as well fire Gomer and hire Gabe to run the club.

No, because there is absolutely no reason, none whatsoever, for this to be a hard fought competitive game. The foreskins suck ass. It's a joke for them to be on the same field as the Iggles. Total annihilation!

ps....I tried to make a wager with Sheree Burress of channel 4. The foreskins win I pay her $500.00; the Iggles win, she has to shave off her moustache on the 6:00 o'clock newscast on Monday. (she turned me down)

[AthensEagle]

And with this post, Igglephans NFL season has officially begun. "Release the Hounds"

[broadstreetparade]

Alot of important players have not practiced or played in a long time. I expect it to be a sloppy game. Plus, as it has been said, the Racists always play us tight.

[Raptor]

It’s Week 1 and we are 9pt Favs.

Alot of important players have not practiced or played in a long time. I expect it to be a sloppy game. Plus, as it has been said, the Racists always play us tight.

....they always play us tight.....but Vegas needs it’s money, potential for setup is making me uncomfortable.

[Pete]

What a bunch of pantywaists

Has this bored turned into a foreskin-fearing, Drowned_Queef circle jerk?!

The guys who haven't really played (with the exception of Brooks) are all on defense, and if the foreskins are deficient anywhere (and everywhere!) it's on the offensive side of the ball.

Case fucking Kleenex?!
Ereck Flowers?!
No Trent Williams?!

This is not a potential Mungro-ing. I'll be shocked, SHOCKED if we (yes, we) don't beat them by 10-14 points. Since Doug and Co. got beat twice in 2016, the Eagles have won four straight vs. the foreskinners. With an average margin of victory of *15.5* points.

If I am simply misreading the sarcasm font, my bad.

[Overbrook]

You tell em Pete!

Outstanding rant Pete!

The only thing “tight” about the foreskins would be The Littlest Telemarketer’s ass (and even that is subject to doubt!)

[thegodfather]

We simply can't let this be a loss. I know the Birds are a considerably better team than the Redbumbucks,but it is still a divisional game and will be hard fought. I think it is a competitive game early and Birds get the win late.

They grabbed 2 Eagles to pick their minds for this game

[Loki]

Jay Gruden

So we have a nematode picking the brains of sea cucumbers.

[EagleFanInMD]

Puck the entire team, tuurible. I see by week 6, geuden is gone, when we play in Decembwe, once again a home game for us. I love it.

[greenfan]

Yaaas!!

OB, you are hilarious. Fellow board members, I was just trying to stave off the football gods. But what the hell, we have already won the Super Bowl. By the way, this morning on the local sports radio station in D.C., Jay Gru was getting KILLED for saying Guice would be the lead back. Apparently Adrian Pederson is kind of pissed off about that. Love it!

[broadstreetparade]

Their Defense is good, I think the Offense will come out rusty. Still think we end up winning by 2 scores.

[art vandelay]

Un...was I imagining our last four games against the skins? 2014-16 was an awful stretch but the past four games against them have been pretty comfortable.

[ishimonster]

Since Doug and Co. got beat twice in 2016, the Eagles have won four straight vs. the foreskinners. With an average margin of victory of *15.5* points.

The DeSean Jackson effect

[Loki]

He’ll be running the Wild Mouse ride for dwarf boy