This J Lo/Shakira thing, though

[The Duck]

Super fucking exciting. Five months of lead time to prepare for two middle-aged pop tarts doing an insipid half-time lip-synch show is almost more than I can handle. The anticipation will be through the roof.

Goodell and Jay Z totally have their fingers on the pulse of the NFL viewer base.

[Melchior]

Who fucking cares? You sound like a chick.

[The Duck]

Who fucking cares? You sound like a chick.

You don't talk to chicks.

[Clemson Foreaker]

What is wrong about sounding like a woman?

Huh? A little bit of tolerance and acceptance goes a long way.

[Bardy]

The only thing more certain than death and taxes is people on this board shitting on the halftime show. Who gives a shit.