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Unread 07-04-2019, 04:54 PM  
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Well yesterday ended with finally getting email setup, I can access the company database and now will fill out healthcare enrollment paperwork on monday.


So the only thing I don't have is the name tag outside of my cube. Im not concerned about the phone right now because I hate hearing live problems lol
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Unread 07-05-2019, 10:36 AM  
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Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
You've never taken a buddy dump?
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Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
Looks like we got ourselves a regular Shitbrick folks.

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I mean, not into my stall!

Aside from being a gigolo at a turnpike rest stop, I can't imagine a career where I would be particularly worried about that.
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Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
Were you touched as a child?
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Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
It's an opportunity to mark your territory. One of my favorite office shitting stories came from a time when I was legitimately sick...really badly. I should have stayed home but I hate using leave except for vacation.

Anyway, I had to hustle to the bathroom, got into a stall, and proceeded to murder the joint. As I'm sitting there in a small sweat, thanking the lord above I made it in time, the main door opens. A guy I work with came in. I work in a large office but this guy has a distinctive voice so I knew it was him.

He took about two steps in and I hear "Oh Jesus!"...then I hear the door open and close again as he leaves.

I feel like I've accomplished a good amount in my career but that still ranks pretty high as far as work amusement goes, the time I drove my co-worker out and claimed the place for myself. He still doesn't know it was me.

Take advantage of this opportunity man, go create your moment.
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Unread 07-05-2019, 02:58 PM  
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the bathroom smells really nice and looks amazing but i dont plan to take a shit until i get home
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COME ON SMEGMA, YOU'RE HOLDING OUT. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEW COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?

WHAT'S YOUR WORK E MAIL?

WHAT TIME IS LUNCH?

ANY HOTTIES AROUND YOUR CUBE? YOU KNOW, 300 LB AND OVERS?
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COME ON SMEGMA, YOU'RE HOLDING OUT. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEW COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?

WHAT'S YOUR WORK E MAIL?

WHAT TIME IS LUNCH?

ANY HOTTIES AROUND YOUR CELL, I MEAN CUBE?
I received a conditional from the state of PA today so it looks like I won't be at this job much longer.
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Unread 07-05-2019, 10:29 PM  
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BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT JOB? NICE. DON'T BURN THIS BRIDGE THOUGH. YOU MAY NEED IT.
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Unread 07-05-2019, 10:31 PM  
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BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT JOB? NICE. DON'T BURN THIS BRIDGE THOUGH. YOU MAY NEED IT.
The 1st one was a city job and this is a state job. This background check should not take too long since I never been to the slammo
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DID YOU DO YOU FUGLY MOMBO IN THE MIDDLE OF MARKET ST AFTER RAPTORS WON?
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sounds miserable. go get a 1099 job
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Unread 07-06-2019, 04:48 PM  
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sounds miserable. go get a 1099 job
No I prefer to work in a office
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Unread 07-06-2019, 04:51 PM  
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DID YOU DO YOU FUGLY MOMBO IN THE MIDDLE OF MARKET ST AFTER RAPTORS WON?
No but I may consider it once I start the state job
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I was offered the state job yesterday and now waiting for the written confirmation in the mail. Im happier than a sissy with a bag of dicks
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