Coffee Maker Recommendation Needed......

[IronEagle]

GET BENT HIPSTER ECO-VILLIAN!

[The Ref]

Not to mention the fucking waste kcups produce. My grandkids are gonna have to find another earth bc this one is gonna be filled with kcups from these lazy fucks.

This.

Any ol' fucking coffee machine works. Re-usable filters and water. wtf's the problem? We're just talking about making coffee. jeesh.

So much laziness produces so much unnecessary waste.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Lacas was great coffee. Are they still around?

They used to have it in diners in NJ. Good solid coffee.

[IronEagle]

They used to have it in diners in NJ. Good solid coffee.

http://www.lacascoffee.com/how-to-brew-a-perfect-cup/

[Two Gap Penetrator]

You should see the dogsh*t they have here

It's this Douwe Egberts sh*t that comes out of this wretched machine.



It is to coffee what boxed wine is to wine.

There's this concentrated coffee swill in there that pours out and mixes with lukewarm water. Blecccccchhhhhhhh!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Should I........

....mention Hitler to send this thread careening off its tracks?

[IronEagle]

....mention Hitler to send this thread careening off its tracks?

Is there some way we can combine gun nuttery with coffee making?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

If AK47 owners drank less coffee, maybe there would be....

LOCK IT!

[RSE]

We had a machine that used those packets. You could make a "capuccino" but fuck that, I used to just brew the espresso packet into my mug and then blow the "foam" packet into a paper cup and toss it. Espresso swill.

[IronEagle]

LOCK IT!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[RSE]

To paraphrase William Munny, I've drank just about every shitty ass office coffee that ever walked or crawled the face of the earth.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

BWAHAHAHA! Didn't you have an "espresso" button?

The Europeans here were all over that "espresso" button. Before we had this Douwe crap, we had this other sh*t called "Flavia." Ever see this stuff? Anyway, we used to say stuff like "what man wouldn't want fah-lav-ia in the morning" to our boss! Bwahahahahahahah!

[Raptor]

This Post would make Jeff Lurie Proud!!

What you guys got? Anything good?

Bunch of damn brie and chardonnay sippers.

[Irish George]

I thought you were going to say

My tastes buds for coffee have been permanently deadened from 25 years of Manhattan Office Coffee blend.

from Shelly the Machine Levine