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  • #16
    My supervisor asks me everyday how my weekend was. Such a little passive aggressive little bitch. He just can't ask me a direct question.

    Him: Hey 3I, how is your day going, how was your weekend?

    Me: You do realize its thursday right...what do you need?

    Him: I was wondering if you got that report for me? And did you get that piece of candy I left on your desk?

    Me: You do realize I'm a grown man right?
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    • #17
      offsite ... bwah
      Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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      • #18
        He calls you 3I?

        that's pretty dope, you have to admit.

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        • #19
          I found this link both humorous and infuriating:
          http://www.theofficelife.com/busines...tionary-R.html

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          • #20
            Haha.... RIPed

            8 more months and that's me
            "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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            • #21
              I saw that on youtube.

              Leather or lace?

              The response was cut off, though. What did the answer end up being?
              John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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              • #22
                I just got a four page letter from my Insurance provider:

                ie: the company I retired from, concerning the recent rulings regarding GAY Marriage, and same sex partnerships. Which doesn't apply to me, just more grist for the recycle bin.
                "Never Look Back, Something May Be Gaining On You."

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                • #23
                  We need to socialize that with my manager

                  Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                  Touch points. If I hear that one more time the AR15 is coming out a blazing
                  before we run it upstairs since this is a new learning for me. We have to lay some pipe with management so that when we go live it is a frothy process.
                  DB

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