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You never said he was the only one. The fact that he was caught on camera is the only reason you know about it. It doesn't mean that he should be excused or not have to suffer the consequences. The consequence for him is having to walk into that locker room, on to that field and down the street EVERY day but what he did was not illegal...just a lack of morality.
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Black President Bush: Gay people are getting married folks. YES! NASTY! Imagine that! Women…touchin on each other’s titty balls. Caressin them. Gently stroking those nipples until they get just so…STIFF! And erect. Blowin on em. *makes blowing sounds* *makes the sound of getting the chills* Men at a barbecue. I like you. I like you too dawg. Let’s get married man. It’s crazy.Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
Reporter: What about your…
Black President Bush: THAT SHIT IS GROSS!Comment
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Originally posted by Sect 236 View Post
Black Bush: Oh thats right...you have no army...If you have no army, you should SHUT THE FUCK UP!!500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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Hahaha! Your quotes are killing me!Comment
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Reporter: What about people who say you're only interested in the Middle East for oil?
Black Bush: What? Huh? Oil? Who said somethin' bout oil, bitch. You cookin? Oil? Man, I don't know what... [knocks over water pitcher] Come on, y'all! Get out of here!Comment
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Bush: After carefully examining the region, uh, me and my cabinet agree that that area is definitely right for regime change.Ashcroft: Alright?Bush: But, if I can be real about it?Ashcroft: Be real, son.Bush: Real?Ashcroft: Be real, real, son.Bush: He tried to kill my father, man.Ashcroft: What?Bush: I don't play that shit!Ashcroft: Yo, say word he tried to kill your father, son.Bush: [grabbing boom mike from above]: The nigga tried to kill my father!Ashcroft: Word on everything we love, we coming to see y'all, son.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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Mos Def with the yellow cake. Black Bush in front of Mission Accomplished. The "nations" that are part of the coalition of the willing. Jamie Foxx as Black Tony Blair.
That skit delivers start to finish.Comment
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