Yo, Hippocrates, You Traitorous HYPOCRITE!!!

[Kelly Green]

Yo -- Call Me

I think you have my phone number and if you don't you can get it. I have an offer for you to make some money if you're available.

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

I love playing fantasy football with morons who won't pick a player because he plays for a rival. You morons are always bottom feeders.

[Irish George]

OMG

Me working for KG??? Beyond cool. Talk about an opportunity of a lifetime!

Somebody PM me his phone number.

[Irish George]

I would respect it if...

...he didn't write such a goddamn book.

what is he saying? I have ADD.

[olecowboy]

hmmmm

I didn't draft any Eagles opponents, asshole!

You're talking ancient histoiry, moron, and that was an automatic pick because I was late.

Oh yeah -- fuck you.

what's "histoiry?"

[Drama Queen]

Help me out. It's a buyers market.

[Raptor]

Look Out, Pillow Fight

in the Fantasy Football aisle!!


GEIGH!!!

[Raptor]

Quick

I can't look into posters' real identities, where they come from, what other names they use and other assorted information that the owner of this Board has at his fingertips.

I don't spend every waking minute on this Board, so if this asshole is a Deadskins' fan he should have the balls to identify himself instead of hiding behind another alias.

As for "Kelly Burgundy" -- you don't want to go there, Boss. I have enjoyed our cease fire -- but you know damn well NOBODY on this Board bleeds green any more than me.As much, yes -- but MORE? No way.

If you would rather return to open warfare, I'm ready -- but I'm betting you don't.

..somebody send a box a clues, this man has been circling planet Self Involved again.

[Kelly Green]

Check Your Mailbox

Number has been sent.

[Phoward12]

I don't spend every waking minute on this Board, so if this asshole is a Deadskins' fan he should have the balls to identify himself instead of hiding behind another alias.

I have almost no words...I've been up front about this several times. SEVERAL TIMES. Jesus, I changed my avatar on this account to match the Dr. Hiram one. I don't know how much more up front I can be beyond smacking you in the head with a 2x4.

[Raptor]

Welcome to the board, you have been officially acknowledged by Captain Oblivious.

[Phoward12]

I would respect the hell out of this post if you showed up at the fist gayte this season.

I will be at the first tailgate of the season...of course, I'm referring to the one at FedEx on the first Monday night of the season. But hey, your team is involved and I'll gladly share a beer with you if you're there.

As for one of your "gaytes" I've thought about it. I need to figure out a way to schedule a business trip to Philly to coincide with one of them some year. Preferably when you guys are playing Dallas so I won't feel dirty cheering for the Eagles.

Otherwise, it would have to be a regular road trip, but it won't be anytime soon, I can't imagine what possible excuse I could use on my wife (that didn't involve work) to get her to accept me leaving her with two small kids for a weekend, to get drunk with fans of another team who I've never met before. That would take some real convincing.

[Riccardo]

prolly wants you to score black market aramingos

Me working for KG??? Beyond cool. Talk about an opportunity of a lifetime!

Somebody PM me his phone number.

nm

[Pete]

I thought he may be offering you

Me working for KG??? Beyond cool. Talk about an opportunity of a lifetime!

Somebody PM me his phone number.

Some cash for information about Dr. Hippocrates' true identity.

[BigSlizz]

Long story short: KG's a dummy for not knowing that the guy has admitted 100 times that he's not an Eagles fan. And he has about as much of a clue about that as he does about fantasy football.