Did the Cerebral Assassin walk on water yet today???

[Irish George]

...or is that scheduled for later?

[inkdrop]

That's Sundays halftime show. After he puts up 72 points in the first half, delivers a baby in the stands and cures cancer.

[Damned Thing]

Don't forget feeding the entire stadium with seven beers and seven crab fries.

[CEREBRAL ASSASSIN]

Yo man.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

[CCPete]

Plus Vick is just better than him. If CC PETE is starting a team, I take Vick over these slow guys who can't do anything but just stand there and throw TD passes. I want option. I want QB KEEPERS. I want a QB that gets right back in there after he turns the ball over and isn't afraid of doing it again.

I see an Eagles 42-41 in a 3 TD 4th quarter comeback victory as the thin air in Denver exhausts the Broncos defense from chasing Vick. Just hope the Eagles are in shape. They must have been doing a lot of sprints since Chip doesn't like contact.

CC will be at Garces Trading Co at noon to 2 today checking out the new bar and taking questions from my fans.

[autoexploder]

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!

[Dim Bulb]

Denver Fans Make Me Sick

...or is that scheduled for later?

Wearing my Eagles Tshirt at work today receiving the usual disbelief that someone would even support a team that wasn't the Broncos. It's not that they don't like the opposition team, they just can't imagine why everyone isn't a Broncos fan.

Then listening to the insane amount of fluffing on sports radio here on the way to work. Questions from host to Brian Billick:

"Why is Manning three steps ahead of everyone else?"
"Why is Manning so much smarter than everyone else?"

I was kind of thinking what sports radio would be like in Philalala if the Eagles were off to this kind of start...

"Why does Kelly not call more passing plays to Cooper?"
"Our draft picks are stinking up the joint, they suck."

[Eagle In Ohio]

Word on the street is

that the Cerebral Assasin, or C.A. as he likes to be called, pulls more hoes on facenutz than IG could ever dream of.