OT : For you, IG : Taking a dump at work

[BirdsInNC]

Twice snaked around the bowl?

My freshman year at Syracuse, one of the guys on our floor runs down the hall begging us to go into the bathroom. As he opens the stall, this beer can-diameter log is snaked *twice* around the bowl.

WTF. Over the next several months, there were similar shits and it became a whodunit event as they were never flushed.

At the end of the year, the original shit-finder admits it was his ass all along that's been sprouting these unholy fecal displays. It was like a smelly episode of Columbo.

Impressive.

[slag]

A similar thing happened to my brother in Junior HS.

Students were lined up out the door to look at it.

[Pete]

Yeah, and I know not work-related

Impressive.

but made an impression on me that's lasted 25 years.

As for work-There's a rather large woman I work with who conveniently uses the front office single toilet restroom to deposit some of the most foul-smelling daily shits (i.e.-not from bad food or something) I have ever had the misfortune of smelling.

And she typically does this right after she arrives at work. One would think she could handle that Raiders of the Lost Ark-face-melter before she gets to work, right? I'm thinking she's doing it on purpose.

[3rd & Inches]

Was taken a good shit last week at the college. Some dude comes in and squats down next door. A few minutes later I hear a porn playing from his I-phone. I wiped my ass faster than KG going through a bag of ruffles.

[Cheesesteak]

Here's mine...

Was at one of those 3-day, camp-out music festivals in Florida and towards the end, the port-a-potty got to the point where the shit was almost sitting higher up than the seat making it pretty much impossible to take a crap. I had to go since I'd been holding off as long as possible and noticed that this johnny on the spot had one of those urinal-type plastic pieces to pee into so, I did my business in there. The 15+ inch solid tuber was pretty impressive sitting alone in the "urinal" and, the next day I was having a convo with someone in my party and they commented back to me after we started discussing the bathroom situation that I shoulda seen this dookie in one of the stalls that someone left in the urinal part. I was proud telling him that it was MINE.

[Phoward12]

A similar thing happened to my brother in Junior HS.

Students were lined up out the door to look at it.

Glad to know this isn't something that only happened in places I've been. My "you have to come look at this moment" was in the library at college. About as long as my arm from elbow to wrist, as think around one of those plastic water bottles...I mean like a recyclable, not a refillable, that would be too much.

People were lined up to look at this thing, and the worst part was it was the women's bathroom. Some college chick had been excavated enough times to produce that. Someone took a picture and it wound up on the college listserv/bulletin board, usually quickly removed by the admins, but it would pop up again every so often.

[Irish George]

not at work but...

one of the last years of the Vet, I parked there for the Broad St. Run and the guard graciously allowed me to take my pre-race dump in the comfort of the security office. So the next year I assume it wont be a problem to do the same thing and a different guard is a prick and wont let me.

So Im left with no choice but to retreat to one of the ramps, squat and let fly. And it was a massive steaming coiled snake.

Had to wipe with the newspaper I had brought along for the subway ride to the starting line.

Would have been pretty ripe by the time the Phils played that afternoon.

[BirdsInNC]

Way to own that shit

Here's mine...

Was at one of those 3-day, camp-out music festivals in Florida and towards the end, the port-a-potty got to the point where the shit was almost sitting higher up than the seat making it pretty much impossible to take a crap. I had to go since I'd been holding off as long as possible and noticed that this johnny on the spot had one of those urinal-type plastic pieces to pee into so, I did my business in there. The 15+ inch solid tuber was pretty impressive sitting alone in the "urinal" and, the next day I was having a convo with someone in my party and they commented back to me after we started discussing the bathroom situation that I shoulda seen this dookie in one of the stalls that someone left in the urinal part. I was proud telling him that it was MINE.

Speaking of 3-day camp outs, buddy of mine and I went to the All Good music fest a few years back (the last one they had in WV). The port-a-potties.... good God.... massive piles. Still gives me the shivers thinking about it.

[Eagle In Ohio]

Bwaaaaah !!!

Was taken a good shit last week at the college. Some dude comes in and squats down next door. A few minutes later I hear a porn playing from his I-phone. I wiped my ass faster than KG going through a bag of ruffles.

Glad you made it out before the money shot came over the wall.