Chip Kelly does not get a pass

[Ellsworth]

which he fucking blew.

[necrandall]

Couldn't agree more. It was refreshing to actually see us attack the cornerback when the starter went out. Reid would never have altered his game plan at that point. DeSean came alive once we started passing to him. Now, Chip took way to long against the Saints to change up what he was doing, but overall through the season, it was the first time in 14 years that we actually changed up what we were doing. Get a good draft with a Safety and OLB and depth elsewhere and a few FA and we will be a 10+ win team for the forseeable future.

[ashaman]

If Reid sucks so much, surely you guys will be willing to guarantee that he misses the playoffs next year and Kelly makes them, then?

Why are you homos such cowards?


It's one thing to be a coward in real life, but you guys are actually cowards on your own little internet message board. I'm still laughing my balls off about how gay you all looked at your "gayte". I mean, I expected you to look like a bunch of homos but you really do manage to put the "gay" in "gayte". Well done, fellas.

Uh, Reid led this same EAgles team to a 4-12 record! Kelly took over and got them to 10-6 and made the freaking playoff! Go away troll!

[McNabbhater]

Great, so you should have no problem guaranteeing that Kelly makes the playoffs next year and Reid doesn't.

[Kelly Green]

Right On!! He Doesn't Get A Pass!!!

He's the COACH, Gappy -- only running backs, wide receivers, tight ends and, once in a blue moon, quarterbacks get the passes! I thought you knowed that!!

By the way, I know you're not serious, you big ole Eagles fanatic, you!

[Corkey_for_President]

Explain this:

And he took a 2-14 team to 11 wins and the playoffs (which he would have won if his team did not have about 10 injuries in the game) because he went out and got Alex Smith. Do you guys listen to yourselves?

with a 28 point lead to milk, what genius head coach uses 23 of 33 plays to PASS the fucking ball? That's right: the same JACKASS who failed to win a SB here. You're fucking FRAUD hero!

[McNabbhater]

Happy to explain what happened (again) once you guarantee that the Eagles make the playoffs next season and the Chiefs miss them.

[slag]

You couldn't explain how to inflate a football ... now go away.

[Corkey_for_President]

What the FUCK does THAT have to do with ANYTHING? Chip might miss next year; there isn't enough NFL data yet to support his record. What the NFL data DOES support is that Andy FUCKING Reid is a stubborn, thick-headed, limited-trick-pony without a Super Bowl win. So, when WILL he win a Super Bowl??

[Dim Bulb]

Swish !

No, Andy took a 9-0 team and made them a 2-6 wild card loser.

OMG Cromwell, you just had your head cut off. Again.

[McNabbhater]

It's about something called "integrity", something you guys don't have.

When McNabb left the Eagles I told everyone who would listen, and even those who wouldn't, that he would suck in DC without King Andy to cover for his flaws. I said this because I am a man who has confidence in his beliefs.

You guys want to have your cake and eat it to. You want to blow Chip and his gimmick bullshit offense and attack King Andy, but you don't want to be called on it.


Supposedly Chip is a genius and King Andy is a dunce, this is what you guys have been saying for years. So if you really believe your own bullshit why not guarantee that King Andy will miss the playoffs next year and genius Chip will make them?

[McNabbhater]

All I want is for Ellsworth, RSE and slag to explicitly declare that the Chiefs will miss the playoffs next year and the Eagles will make them.

If they do that I will leave. You can trust my word because I have integrity.

[Dim Bulb]

I think you might be nutty

It's about something called "integrity", something you guys don't have.

When McNabb left the Eagles I told everyone who would listen, and even those who wouldn't, that he would suck in DC without King Andy to cover for his flaws. I said this because I am a man who has confidence in his beliefs.

You guys want to have your cake and eat it to. You want to blow Chip and his gimmick bullshit offense and attack King Andy, but you don't want to be called on it.


Supposedly Chip is a genius and King Andy is a dunce, this is what you guys have been saying for years. So if you really believe your own bullshit why not guarantee that King Andy will miss the playoffs next year and genius Chip will make them?

It isn't integrity, it is statistics. You are essentially asking these guys to tell you that apples are oranges. Or that you will leave if I tell you that I will guarantee that it will rain on Sunday. A false correlation in my book. I will guarantee you that Coach Reid will have a long slow decline for as long as he lasts in KC. He will not win a Super Bowl with them either. And he will get pilloried as he is today for boneheaded play calling again. By the national press.

But what any of that has to do with how Kelly performs is beyond me. Injuries, schedules, sunspots, are also as likely to have an impact.

I do believe however that Kelly would've done better with this year's Chiefs than Reid would've done with this year's Eagles. But that is hypothetical. Your argumentative and fatuous false choice isn't integrity, it is ill informed verging on ignorant.

But as Bum Phillips famously said about Tom Landry: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and take your'n and beat his'n." I believe this about Kelly as opposed to Coach Reid.

Now stop playing with words and make a cogent argument on some other board.

[Melchior]

FF with no QB and a team too talented sniff the 1st overall pick for another 5 years at least. Good luck with that. He's going to outlast his defensive personnel and then the Chefs will have a middle of the pack team until they finally move on from Andy.

[McNabbhater]

He will not win a Super Bowl with them either.

Well Chip's not winning a Superbowl either so that's pretty irrelevant.

Personally, I don't care about Superbowls. Most people do and if you want to bash King Andy for not winning a SB that's fine by me. But that isn't what you guys have said. You have repeatedly, over the course of years now, said that King Andy is a bad coach. Not a good coach who doesn't have what it takes to get it done in the post season, not even a mediocre coach. A bad coach. Now you don't like being called on it just like you don't like being called on your blowing of you college hack and his bullshit gimmick offense so you are trying to push off the day of judgment.

Fine, next year is too soon, I think that is a bullshit excuse but I'll cut you a break. I will settle for a guarantee that King Andy will miss the playoffs for one of the next two seasons and that Chip will make the playoffs in one of them.


I will guarantee you that King Andy makes the playoffs both of the next two seasons, even if Alex Smith gets hurt and I will guarantee that Chip Kelly will miss the playoffs both of the next two seasons. But I won't hold you guys to the same standards of excellency that I set for myself.