Okay, Iron Shithead Moron...

[Kelly Green]

Here is the original post I made about Papa Johns in its entirety:

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"If You Were Raised By A Father Who Loved (name) Tomato Pies...

...you would know why Papa Johns is, to me, like a gift from the gods.

A local family called their creation tomato pies but it was a full fledged pizza. At the time I didn't know any better -- it wasn't until after dad died that mom started getting pizzas elsewhere and I saw the difference.

Papa Johns ain't South Philly -- but it's about 56 light years better than my father's favorite."

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I clearly said AT THE TIME, meaning when I was a kid...I stated it's not South Philly, meaning all those local pizza shops in South Philadelphia that make their own crust, sauce, combinations, and I specifically said COMPARED TO MY FATHER'S FAVORITE, Papa Johns was "about 56 light years better"!!!

Compared to that ONE place which is no longer in business!!!!

In other words, shove your lying bullshit up your ass, Big Apple Fuckhead!!

[Diggle]

still doesnt make sense.

[Kelly Green]

Think Of It This Way

The crust to Dad's pizza was frequently overdone, the sauce had way too much oregano and some other spice that made the whole thing bitter, they never used enough cheese -- anything is going to be superior to that!

But then you knew that.

[IronEagle]

Was that bolding in the original post?

I'd bold it more like this:

"If You Were Raised By A Father Who Loved (name) Tomato Pies...

...you would know why Papa Johns is, to me, like a gift from the gods.

A local family called their creation tomato pies but it was a full fledged pizza. At the time I didn't know any better -- it wasn't until after dad died that mom started getting pizzas elsewhere and I saw the difference.

Papa Johns ain't South Philly -- but it's about 56 light years better than my father's favorite."

And what's wrong with tomato pie anyway?

[Kelly Green]

Nothing Is Wrong With Tomato Pie

They didn't make tomato pie -- they CALLED it tomato pie but it was a pizza, a very BAD pizza!!

[nerd]

I'd bold it more like this:



And what's wrong with tomato pie anyway?

have to be careful where you get it though. i love tomatoe pie but have had some terrible ones...but when done well they are fantastic.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Remember, Kelly Green: Bad sex is like bad pizza....

Even when it is isn't the best, it is still good.

[Loki]

Pizza of a lesser god

[RSE]

This is like me saying my mother-in-law couldn't cook, therefore my ex-wife's cooking was like a gift from the gods.

And what's with this "gods" plural? "I am the LORD thy god; thou shalt have no other gods before me."

[RSE]

You never said anything about your dad -- who made you pizza; an ungrateful little child you must have been -- putting cheese on a "tomato pie." Your sentiment would still be ridiculous, but at least your post would have made sense.

[TerpEagle]

There is only one food that IS a god.

[harls]

There is only one food that IS a god.

My favorite part is when FSM proved global warming is due to a lack of pirates.

[Kelly Green]

My Father Didn't Make The Pizza Buffalo Boy!!!

He bought them from a place whose name I didn't use -- that was the (name) in the original post.

Oh yeah -- what I said to Iron Moron goes for you, too!!!

[Kelly Green]

Oh, Please!!!

Don't give me that holier than thou bull -- you know damn well what the saying means!!!

[RSE]

How can a food be 56 light years better than another food? Even if light years were an appropriate measure, a piece of pizza moving at the speed of 56 light years would have torn a hole in the back of your throat.