Ravens Fans.....my trip to the deli

[Raptor]

A couple times a week I hit a local deli for a breakfast sandwich and coffee, well the Ravens played last night.


Clerk: Did you see the game last night? Watcha think?

Me: Sorry, I didn't see it, I'm not a fan, I follow the eagles.

Clerk: Oh( looking down his nose)....the team that couldn't afford Desean Jackson and fans who boo Santa?

Me: Yeah, it's not stabbing a person or beating your wife but someday maybe we can reach your level of success.


Clerk : glaring stink eye look partnered with the sound of tumble weeds and crickets from the rest of the kitchen.



I'm sure I got the "special sauce" on my sandwich today but fuck it, find some new material haters....lol

[Corkey_for_President]

Whoosh! Fuck a Cave-ins fan!!

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

Would it be impolite to point out

A couple times a week I hit a local deli for a breakfast sandwich and coffee, well the Ravens played last night.


Clerk: Did you see the game last night? Watcha think?

Me: Sorry, I didn't see it, I'm not a fan, I follow the eagles.

Clerk: Oh( looking down his nose)....the team that couldn't afford Desean Jackson and fans who boo Santa?

Me: Yeah, it's not stabbing a person or beating your wife but someday maybe we can reach your level of success.



Clerk : glaring stink eye look partnered with the sound of tumble weeds and crickets from the rest of the kitchen.



I'm sure I got the "special sauce" on my sandwich today but fuck it, find some new material haters....lol

That we cheered a Dog Killer?

[Eagle In Ohio]

Well done, sir

A couple times a week I hit a local deli for a breakfast sandwich and coffee, well the Ravens played last night.


Clerk: Did you see the game last night? Watcha think?

Me: Sorry, I didn't see it, I'm not a fan, I follow the eagles.

Clerk: Oh( looking down his nose)....the team that couldn't afford Desean Jackson and fans who boo Santa?

Me: Yeah, it's not stabbing a person or beating your wife but someday maybe we can reach your level of success.


Clerk : glaring stink eye look partnered with the sound of tumble weeds and crickets from the rest of the kitchen.



I'm sure I got the "special sauce" on my sandwich today but fuck it, find some new material haters....lol

You have served The Federation well. Jeffy approves.

[TerpEagle]

Bring up Jamal Lewis next time as well. Ravens fans drive me nuts. The Ray Rice/Lewis shit aside - they perpetually suffer from an inferiority complex.

[Raptor]

At least that would be newer

That we cheered a Dog Killer?

..than the weak ass booing Santa cliche....nevermind the DJ whiff.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Well played, sir.