A couple times a week I hit a local deli for a breakfast sandwich and coffee, well the Ravens played last night.
Clerk: Did you see the game last night? Watcha think?
Me: Sorry, I didn't see it, I'm not a fan, I follow the eagles.
Clerk: Oh( looking down his nose)....the team that couldn't afford Desean Jackson and fans who boo Santa?
Me: Yeah, it's not stabbing a person or beating your wife but someday maybe we can reach your level of success.
Clerk : glaring stink eye look partnered with the sound of tumble weeds and crickets from the rest of the kitchen.
I'm sure I got the "special sauce" on my sandwich today but fuck it, find some new material haters....lol
Clerk: Did you see the game last night? Watcha think?
Me: Sorry, I didn't see it, I'm not a fan, I follow the eagles.
Clerk: Oh( looking down his nose)....the team that couldn't afford Desean Jackson and fans who boo Santa?
Me: Yeah, it's not stabbing a person or beating your wife but someday maybe we can reach your level of success.
Clerk : glaring stink eye look partnered with the sound of tumble weeds and crickets from the rest of the kitchen.
I'm sure I got the "special sauce" on my sandwich today but fuck it, find some new material haters....lol
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