The 'boys will bury you

[Sect 236]

Just stop, this is lazy trolling. Nobody believes you're a real Cowboys fan, we all know this is a troll attempt.

"If I say y'all a lot, that will trick them in to thinking I'm from Texas. YESSSSSSSS!"

[1960]

Christmas Truth: In my neighborhood, Highland Park, the lights at Christmas would blow your mind. Come on down and visit, we'll be neighborly if you will!

College Truth: I'm happy to say SMU is my neighbor.

Ain't nothing changed Truth: The Eagles are going 0-3 in their next three games.

Truth: Nobody from Highland Park is trolling on a sports board unless you cut lawns there. You have a much more south of Ft Worth vibe.

[Nikita Khrushchev]

Thanksgiving Day Truth

Actually the Eagles offense is currently ranked #3 overall and Dallas is #6. And your vaunted offensive line is ranked #11 while the Eagles with a line decimated with injuries is still ranked higher at #8.

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Road Grading Truth: Tyron Smith, Davy Arkin and Bill Nagy are going to clean their plates and clean the field with the Eagles defense. Jason Garrett compares them to Larry Allen and Nate Newton! Y'all have a line that is older than the glaciers.

Smurfs in Green Truth: Your defensive backfield cannot and will not stop Jason Witten and the new Playmaker. Go ahead and triple team them.

Scoring Points Truth: The Eagles are up there in total offense because they have to score so many points to win games. You know it, I know it, your coaching staff knows it.

[Nikita Khrushchev]

Political Truth

you're definitely from Jersey right?

No but I do like that Governor you have up there, better than mine. I like the way he talks.

[Overbrook]

Y'all......................

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[bobbyuk]

Here's some "truth" for you--the Jags were never up by 21 against the Eagles.

[JDuggernaut]

Chairman Khrushchev has compared the Eagles to a worn-out runner living on its past performance, and stated that the Cowboys would out-produce the Eagles by week 15. Without wishing to trade hyperbole with the Chairman, I do suggest that he reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the wall to hang the tiger's skin long before he his caught the tiger. This tiger has other ideas.

[THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS]

Road Grading Truth: Tyron Smith, Davy Arkin and Bill Nagy are going to clean their plates and clean the field with the Eagles defense. Jason Garrett compares them to Larry Allen and Nate Newton! Y'all have a line that is older than the glaciers.

Smurfs in Green Truth: Your defensive backfield cannot and will not stop Jason Witten and the new Playmaker. Go ahead and triple team them.

Scoring Points Truth: The Eagles are up there in total offense because they have to score so many points to win games. You know it, I know it, your coaching staff knows it.

Dave Arkin is currently on the Colts
Bill Nagy is currently out of the league.

Do you sorry fuckers really sign up to troll your own board ?

Wow

[HowBoutAShave]

Dave Arkin is currently on the Colts
Bill Nagy is currently out of the league.

Do you sorry fuckers really sign up to troll your own board ?

Wow

Did you really just come here to correct a faux trolls post???? NHOEOT!!!!



(Never Heard Of Either Of Them)

Edited to add : DB this thread was gold!

[Phire Phat Phuck]

Hey Khrushchev,

Here's a truth for ya,

Nobody sucks Cowturd dick better than you except your mom.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Fuck off you dismal troll.

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

Truth:

Triple Truth: I would bet my paycheck that the 'boys will win the NFC East.

Don't you mean welfare check?

[The Peoples Champion]

A villain named Nikita Khrushchev? What is this, an 80's action movie?

[Riccardo]

Bump!

where's Nikita??