NEED YOUR HELP: Top 5 most hated Cowboys

[TerpEagle]

HEY! I said that on page 1! You dick!

Haha

Ahh, missed it. You stated my sentiments about his exactly.

[3rd & Inches]

1. Crackhead Irvin- The way he was allowed by the league to push off the defender to make his receptions.


2. Emmitt "Ewok" Smith- He was an average running back who was lucky to run behind a great offensive line. His comparisons to Walter, Barry, or Jim are disgusting and disrespectful.


3. R.Williams- He was a dirty fucking piece of shit.


4. Anybody who calls that franchise "America's Team".


5. Keith Brooking- He wasn't there long, but his level of douchebaggery was incredible.

[eagleinx346]

In the last ~40 years...

1. Romo
2. Woodson (knocked us out of playoffs with a few plays)
3. Whitten/Novacek (same guy )...TE's seemed to kill us
4. Aikman (over deep voice best game manager ever).
5. Erik Williams (seemed to own Reggie White)

Honorable mention to:
Roger Starbucks (the whole Landry/Schramm/America's Team thing)
Emitt...who couldn't run through those holes...F-him and his record.
Meon Sanders...hated him wherever he was/is.
Bill Bates...just because he's everyman's overachieving hyper dude
Jimmy Johnson...southern accent lip smacking douche who's ass you'd want to kick in grade school for being so fucking annoying!!

[Raptor]

BUMP...need more hate.

....

1) Cokehead Irvin
2) Buttboy Aikman
3) Allaboutme D. Sanders
4) Overrated Emmitt
5) I ate a bus full of children Nate Newton.


Help me gang to express my hate by sharing yours!!!

....not living up to our rep.

[JB]

Such a wide variety to choose from...

1. Crackhead Irvin - speaks for himself
2. Deion Sanders - and his voodoo dancing over Irivin (real reason people booed)
3. Jason Witten - mainly because of so many big games against us
4. Dez Bryant- fuck him and his shit talking
5. Miles Austin - nice career dude

[Raptor]

It's like a box of Forest Gumps

1. Crackhead Irvin - speaks for himself
2. Deion Sanders - and his voodoo dancing over Irivin (real reason people booed)
3. Jason Witten - mainly because of so many big games against us
4. Dez Bryant- fuck him and his shit talking
5. Miles Austin - nice career dude

...never know what kind of "special" you will get.

[Irish George]

Old Skool Top 5

Tom Landry (used real players in the scab game, prompting the kneel-down game)

Tex Shramm (sp?) coined "america's team"

Bob Lilly (cheap shot ended Timmy Brown's season)

Don Meredith just for being an asshole

Lance Rentzell (preferred little girls to Joey Heatherton)

[Irish George]

Old Skool Top 5

Tom Landry (used real players in the scab game, prompting the kneel-down game)

Tex Shramm (sp?) coined "america's team"

Bob Lilly (cheap shot ended Timmy Brown's season)

Don Meredith just for being an asshole

Lance Rentzell (preferred little girls to Joey Heatherton)

[Riccardo]

Two Gap Unabomber manifesto version

A[edit]

Bobby Abrams, David Adams, Flozell Adams, Keith Adams, Vashone Adams, Herb Adderley, Margene Adkins, Tommie Agee, Troy Aikman, Chris Akins, Vince Albritton, Ray Alexander, Darnell Alford, Gary Allen, Larry Allen, Lance Alworth, Antonio Anderson, Deon Anderson, Richie Anderson, George Andrie, Scott Ankrom, Jimmy Armstrong, Tyji Armstrong, Jim Arneson, Bob Asher, Dowe Aughtman, Miles Austin, Rob Awalt, Akin Ayodele, Remi Ayodele, alex albright, david arkin,

B[edit]

Gene Babb, John Babinecz, Robert Bailey, Dan Bailey, Jesse Baker, Jon Baker, Matt Baker, Sam Baker, Brian Baldinger, Alex Barron, Gordon Banks, Marion Barber III, Rod Barksdale, Benny Barnes, Darian Barnes, Gary Barnes, Reggie Barnes, Rodrigo Barnes, Micheal Barrow, Marv Bateman, Bill Bates, Michael Bates, Michael Batiste, Craig Baynham, Arliss Beach, Bob Belden, Jason Bell, Martellus Bennett, Darren Benson, Bob Bercich, Adam Bergen, Joe Berger, Justin Beriault, Larry Bethea, Steve Beuerlein, Erik Bickerstaff, Dick Bielski, Terry Billups, Don Bishop, Eric Bjornson, Alois Blackwell, Kelly Blackwell, Willie Blade, Ricky Blake, Drew Bledsoe, Alvin Blount, Jim Boeke, Rocky Boiman, Chris Boniol, Nate Borden, Rich Borresen, Anthony Bowden, Joe Bowden, Tom Braatz, Byron Bradfute, Kerry Brady, Chris Brazzell, Bob Breunig, Alundis Brice, Zach Bridgeman, Greg Briggs, Lester Brinkley, Larry Brinson, Clyde Brock, Keith Brooking, Jamal Brooks, Jermaine Brooks, Kevin Brooks, Michael Brooks, Bob Brotzki, Willie Broughton, Courtney Brown, Eric Brown, Guy Brown, Larry Brown, Otto Brown, Darrick Brownlow, Antonio Bryant, Dez Bryant, Chris Brymer, David Buehler, Amos Bullocks, Cornell Burbage, Jackie Burkett, Kevin Burnett, Dave Burnette, Ron Burton, Bill Butler, Quincy Butler

C[edit]

Lee Roy Caffey, Dan Campbell, Alan Campos, Billy Cannon, Jr., Barry Cantrell, Chris Canty, Warren Capone, Glenn Carano, Harold Carmichael, Bobby Carpenter, Duane Carrell, Leonardo Carson, Jon Carter, Quincy Carter, Shante Carver, Scott Case, Tony Casillas, Aveion Cason, Quinton Caver, Marc Cerqua, Sal Cesario, Robert Chancey, Thornton Chandler, Seronsa Charles, Louis Cheek, Randy Chevrier, Chris Chewning, Darrin Chiaverini, Ray Childress, Tashard Choice, Steve Cisowski, Morris Claiborne, Darryl Clack, Mike Clark, Monte Clark, Phil Clark, Franklin Clarke, Antonio Clay, Hayward Clay, DeVone Claybrooks, Dextor Clinkscale, Dexter Coakley, Garry Cobb, Larry Cole, Anthony Coleman, Kenyon Coleman, Lincoln Coleman, Marcus Coleman, Ralph Coleman, Reggie Collier, Javier Collins, Jerome Collins, Marc Colombo, Jim Colvin, Bill Conaty, Jon Condo, Fred Cone, Mike Connelly, Bobby Joe Conrad, Chris Cooper, Jim Cooper, Reggie Cooper, Roger Cooper, Terrance Copper, Frank Cornish, Fred Cornwell, José Cortéz, Quentin Coryatt, Doug Cosbie, Vince Courville, Patrick Crayton, William Creeden, Willis Crockett, Gene Cronin, Tom Crowder, Billy Cundiff, Randall Cunningham, Richie Cunningham, Tony Curtis, Andy Cvercko

D[edit]

Tim Daniel, Dick Daniels, Woodrow Dantzler, Billy Davis, Donnie Davis, Keith Davis, Kyle Davis, Leonard Davis, Nathan Davis, Sonny Davis, Wendell Davis, Andrew Davison, Jack Del Rio, Pat Dennis, Doug Dennison, Steve DeOssie, Harold Deters, Buddy Dial, Jorge Diaz, Anthony Dickerson, Paul Dickson, John Diehl, Gennaro DiNapoli, Mike Ditka, James Dixon, Tony Dixon, Fred Doelling, Ray Donaldson, Doug Donley, Leon Donohue, Pat Donovan, Jim Doran, Karl Dorrell, Tony Dorsett, Char-ron Dorsey, Merrill Douglas, Mike Dowdle, Michael Downs, Kenny Duckett, Fred Dugan, Chris Duliban, Perry Dunn, L. G. Dupree, Billy Joe Dupree, John Dutton, Mike Dwyer

E[edit]

Ricky Easmon, Ron East, Chad Eaton, Dave Edwards, Dixon Edwards, Kelvin Edwards, Mario Edwards, Jim Eidson, Ebenezer Ekuban, Abram Elam, Onzy Elam, Lin Elliot, Greg Ellis, Demetric Evans, Thomas Everett

F[edit]

Jason Fabini, Mike Falls, Anthony Fasano, Ron Fellows, Jason Ferguson, Anthony Fieldings, Aaron Fields, Filip Filipović, Joe Fishback, Ray Fisher, John Fitzgerald, Harry Flaherty, John Flannery, Cory Fleming, Ryan Flinn, Richmond Flowers, Nick Folk, Lee Folkins, Steve Folsom, Bernard Ford, Ryan Fowler, Todd Fowler, Ron Francis, Tom Franckhauser, Bill Frank, Lance Frazier, Andy Frederick, Tyler Fredrickson, Doug Free, Ben Fricke, Byron Frisch, Toni Fritsch, Ken Frost, Bob Fry, Jean Fugett, Scott Fujita

G[edit]

Oronde Gadsden, Mike Gaechter, Derrick Gainer, Scott Galbraith, Joey Galloway, Kenneth Gant, Kelvin Garmon, Jason Garrett, Judd Garrett, Walt Garrison, Everett Gay, Peter Gent, Eddie George, John Gesek, Sonny Gibbs, Aaron Gibson, Aaron Glenn, Terry Glenn, La'Roi Glover, Junior Glymph, Randall Godfrey, Kevin Gogan, John Gonzaga, Daniel Gonzalez, Leon Gonzalez, Dwayne Goodrich, Mike Goolsby, Cornell Gowdy, Toby Gowin, Martín Gramática, Charlie Granger, Norm Granger, Orantes Grant, Jeff Grau, Clinton Greathouse, Alex Green, Allen Green, Cornell Green, Skyler Green, Forrest Gregg, Bill Gregory, Glynn Gregory, Bob Grottkau, Andre Gurode, Buzz Guy

H[edit]

Halvor Hagen, Charles Haley, Chris Hall, Lemanski Hall, Shea Halligan, Darren Hambrick, Troy Hambrick, Dean Hamel, Ken Hamlin, Ryan Hannam, Wayne Hansen, Linc Hardin, Darryl Hardy, Kevin Hardy, Alvin Harper, Dave Harper, Roger Harper, Reggie Harrell, Cliff Harris, Duriel Harris, Jackie Harris, Jimmy Harris, Rod Harris, Jason Hatcher, Duane Hawthorne, Bob Hayes, Wendell Hayes, Tommy Haynes, Harold Hays, Ennis Haywood, Don Healy, George Hegamin, Mike Hegman, Don Heinrich, Dale Hellestrae, Nate Hemsley, Thomas Henderson, Steve Hendrickson, Manny Hendrix, Tim Hendrix, Chad Hennings, Anthony Henry, Drew Henson, Bill Herchman, Efren Herrera, Edward Hervey, Mark Higgs, Alonzo Highsmith, Jon Hilbert, Bill Hill, Calvin Hill, Rod Hill, Tony Hill, Tony Hill, Damon Hodge, Tommy Hodson, Gary Hogeboom, Jesse Holley, Montrae Holland, Johnny Holloway, Ronnie Holmes, Clayton Holmes, Issiac Holt, Dennis Homan, Mitch Hoopes, Ray Horton, John Houser, Bill Houston, Carl Howard, David Howard, Percy Howard, Ron Howard, Chuck Howley, Billy Howton, Lynn Hoyem, Oliver Hoyte, Johnny Huggins, Randy Hughes, Tyrone Hughes, Buddy Humphrey, John Hunt, Monty Hunter, Pete Hunter, Jeff Hurd, Sam Hurd, Eric Hurt, Ed Husmann, Ken Hutcherson, Chad Hutchinson, Bruce Huther, Tony Hutson,

I[edit]

Michael Irvin, Joe Isbell, Raghib Ismail

J[edit]

Alcender Jackson, Tim Jackson, Willie Jackson, Bradie James, Cedric James, Vontrell Jamison, Garth Jax, Jim Jeffcoat, Patrick Jeffers, Michael Jefferson, Mike Jenkins, Ron Jenkins (IR) Keith Jennings, Jim Jensen, John Jett, Al Johnson, Brad Johnson, Butch Johnson, Keyshawn Johnson, Mike Johnson, Mitch Johnson, Thomas Johnson, Undra Johnson, Walter Johnson, Daryl Johnston, Adam Jones, Dale Jones, E. J. Jones, Ed Jones, Felix Jones, James Jones, Jermaine Jones, Jimmie Jones, Julius Jones, Nathan Jones, Robert Jones, Bobby Jonsson, Lee Roy Jordan Eric Jackson

K[edit]

Jason Kaiser, Mike Keller, Derek Kennard, Crawford Ker, Gene Killian, Keylon Kincade, Steve Kiner, Angelo King, Mike Kiselak, Jon Kitna, Syd Kitson, Dick Klein, Frank Klein, Ricky Kloppe, Micah Knorr, Bernie Kosar, Kyle Kosier, Walt Kowalczyk, Craig Kupp, Jake Kupp, Aaron Kyle

L[edit]

Sean Lee, L.P. Ladouceur, David LaFleur, Scott Laidlaw, Bill Lang, Kareem Larrimore, Derrick Lassic, Babe Laufenberg, Robert Lavette, Burton Lawless, Ryan Leaf, Eddie LeBaron, ReShard Lee, Sean Lee, Matt Lehr, Tim Lester, Leon Lett, D.D. Lewis, Woodley Lewis, George Lilja, Bob Lilly, Kevin Lilly, Tony Liscio, Bruce Livingston, Warren Livingston, J. W. Lockett, Eugene Lockhart, Obert Logan, Bob Long, Dustin Long, Clint Longley, Billy Lothridge, Pete Lougheed, Reggie Love, Mike Lucky, Anthony Lucas, Wade Lynch

M[edit]

Brandon Mahoney, Arthur Mack, Louis Mackey, Dave Manders, Wade Manning, Brock Marion, Greg Marquess, Amos Marsh, James Marten, Harvey Martin, Jamar Martin, Kelvin Martin, Carlos Martinez, Russell Maryland, Ray Mathews, Kevin Mathis, Mat McBriar, Hurvin McCormack, Bob McCreary, David McDaniels, Paul McDonald, Tommy McDonald, Marques McFadden, Zachary McEwen, Tony McGee, Don McIlhenny, Toddrick McIntosh, Everett McIver, Jason McKie, Jeremy McKinney, Dennis McKinnon, James McKnight, Scott McLean, Ryan McNeil, Pat McQuistan, Chuck McSwain, Dale Memmelaar, Don Meredith, John Meyers, Joey Mickey, Hugh Millen, Anthony Miller, Jim Miller, Ernie Mills, Dwayne Missouri, Aaron Mitchell, Johnny Mitchell, Singor Mobley, Dickey Moegle, Jim Molinaro, Mike Montgomery, Matt Moore, Jim Mooty, Dennis Morgan, Quincy Morgan, Craig Morton, Lee Murchison, Demarco Murray, Eddie Murray, Adrian Murrell, Greg Myers, Michael Myers, Godfrey Myles, Tom Myslinski Dennis Mitchell

N[edit]

Ralph Neely, Jim Neidhart, Ryan Neufeld, Robert Newhouse, Terence Newman, Timmy Newsome, Nate Newton, Dat Nguyen, John Niland, John Nix, Brandon Noble, Dick Nolan, Ben Noll, Danny Noonan, Pettis Norman, Anthony Norris, Jerry Norton, Ken Norton, Jay Novacek, Ed Nutting, Blaine Nye

O[edit]

Eric Ogbogu, Jeff Ogden, Igor Olshansky, Keith O'Neil, Paul Oswald, Bob Otto, Jerry Overton, Billy Owens, Brig Owens, Terrell Owens, Akwasi Owusu-Ansah, Paul Olson

P[edit]

Craig Page, Solomon Page, Paul Palmer, Billy Parks, James Parrish, Tony Parrish, Jack Patera, Elvis Patterson, Drew Pearson, Preston Pearson, Rodney Peete, Steve Pelluer, Jesse Penn, George Peoples, Mac Percival, Don Perkins, Ray Perkins, Bob Perryman, Stephen Peterman, Kurt Petersen, Calvin Peterson, Rob Petitti, Kirk Phillips, Carl Pickens, Brett Pierce, Willie Pile, Cyril Pinder, Kavika Pittman, Kurt Ploeger, Lance Poimboeuf, Lousaka Polite, David Ponder, Garry Porterfield, Karl Powe, Jemeel Powell, Phil Pozderac, Clayton Prewitt, Jim Price, Peerless Price, Cory Procter, Mickey Pruitt, Jethro Pugh, Duane Putnam

Q[edit]

Mike Quinn

[Loki]

That fraud Tom Landry

Acted all pius but employed and coached some of the biggest scumbags in the history of the NFL.


Him and his dumbass hat.

[Loki]

Rentzell

Hey little girl...wanna see my dick?

[Irish George]

oOOPS you're right, Bobby

5. Lee Roy Jordan--for the cheap shot he laid on Timmy Brown
4. Dennis Thurman--for the cheap shot he laid on Harold Carmichael
3. Roger Staubach--Mr Clean of the Cowboys
2. Deion Jordan--Mr Prime Time
1. Tom Landry--he didn't mind running up the score

change Bob Lilly on my list to Lee Roy Jordan. Memory failed me there. If I'm going to put a guy on my list for a cheap shot, I better get the right guy. Never much could stand Lilly, either but but's my mistake.