Put the orange end of the cigar into your mouth
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Drink two bottles of Wild Irish Rose
And have your friends find you outside taking a piss with your pants almost at your ankles, and then try to get out of the car while they're taking your drunk ass to your mother's house.The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill
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In high school drank a fifth of SoCo...went home, took off all my clothes, threw up all over the floor, then just stood on the stairs - telling everyone it was an escalator (which I have no recollection of). My parents made me go to church at 8:00 the next day. Where I again threw up.
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