Things you only do onceŠ

[Eagle In Ohio]

Bwaaaah !!

In high school drank a fifth of SoCo...went home, took off all my clothes, threw up all over the floor, then just stood on the stairs - telling everyone it was an escalator (which I have no recollection of). My parents made me go to church at 8:00 the next day. Where I again threw up.

Nice !! Praise the Lo...... blaaaaaaahhhh !!!!!!

[wynnron123]

Got drunk at a night club and woke up in bed the next morning laying next to a girl that weighed 280 lbs. I still do not know today how I drove to her apartment under those conditions

[slag]

Playing a card game in Italy that you've never played before, with a bunch of Italians, that requires you to drink home-made peach wine every time you lose a hand.

[McCarthy12]

Accidentally get tiger balm on your yam bags. Or walk through an electric fence before putting the dog's collar down.

[Eagle In Ohio]

You can't say that you "accidentally" got tiger balm on your yam bags

Accidentally get tiger balm on your yam bags. Or walk through an electric fence before putting the dog's collar down.

That's gonna need a few more details.

[Drama Queen]

watching Riccardo charge a Botswana rhino because he wanted to fluff the herd.

[McCarthy12]

Lol. Used it after a long day of skiing. Forgot to wash my hands. Readjusted. Horrible pain.

[Melchior]

Accidentally get tiger balm on your yam bags. Or walk through an electric fence before putting the dog's collar down.

Holy shit, that's the worst.

[Dim Bulb]

Hmmm

Put the orange end of the cigar into your mouth

1. Trying to work it out with a girl named Faith after she cheated on me.
2. Descending from 8500 to 5500 feet in freezing rain on my bicycle.
3. Drinking tumbler glasses of B&B and Grand Marnier then waking up early to get on a sailboat in rough conditions the next morning.
4. Skiing the back bowls at Vail in a blizzard with Dim Jr. when he was a pup.
5. Setting up a "food tent" in a parking lot when 90 mph winds were predicted the next day. The last we saw of the tent, it was heading through Kansas. It probably ended up in Eagle Road's back yard.

[Riccardo]

Wow number 2

can't imagine that one

[Drama Queen]

Oh, you cyclist!

[Eagle Road]

1. Trying to work it out with a girl named Faith after she cheated on me.
2. Descending from 8500 to 5500 feet in freezing rain on my bicycle.
3. Drinking tumbler glasses of B&B and Grand Marnier then waking up early to get on a sailboat in rough conditions the next morning.
4. Skiing the back bowls at Vail in a blizzard with Dim Jr. when he was a pup.
5. Setting up a "food tent" in a parking lot when 90 mph winds were predicted the next day. The last we saw of the tent, it was heading through Kansas. It probably ended up in Eagle Road's back yard.

Soooo, that's where that shit came from? Should have known, it had this symbol on it.

[Dim Bulb]

bwahaha!

Soooo, that's where that shit came from? Should have known, it had this symbol on it.

That was from my street's block party.

[Dim Bulb]

yeah

can't imagine that one

Our regular ride is up the canyon to a little town called Ward at about 8800 feet or so. If it starts to rain at all going up, most of us get "summit stupid" and keep going.

When you turn around to descend (about 13 miles) you generate no heat. No matter how many layers you wear, you get "shaky bastard" where you are shivering so uncontrollably that your front wheel shakes. The first time it happened to me I thought something was wrong with my front wheel and got off to check it. Shaky bastard sucks.

[The Duck]

Run out of gas on a motorcycle in the middle of the CA desert...

Put the orange end of the cigar into your mouth

three miles from Blythe, while listening to the Eagles getting manhandled by the Seahawks.

Next time, I'll listen to music.