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  • Here It Is -- KG Top 10 Super Bowl Commercial

    Frankly I don't give a fat rat's ass what Irish George thinks -- my ratings are followed by those from USA Today's Ad Meter. Feel free to take pot shots.

    Number one was a piece of cake:

    1. Budweiser -- Best Buds (1)
    2. Snickers -- The Brady Bunch (12 -- they wuz robbed)
    3. Doritos -- Empty Middle Seat (5)
    4. Fiat -- Blue Pill (3)
    5. Doritos -- When Pigs Fly (11)
    6. Victoria's Secret (50 -- obviously many women's libbers on the panel)
    7. Mercedes -- Tortoise vs. Hare (20)
    8. Nissan -- Cat's in the Cradle (9)
    9. Avacados from Mexico -- The First Draft (23 -- very underrated)
    10. Turbotax -- Revolutionary Free Tax returns (35 -- come on!!)

    The floor is now open for insults.
    Last edited by Kelly Green; 02-02-2015, 03:02 PM.
    "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

  • #2
    I'm surprised you didn't bring up the controversial nationwide commercial.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kelly Green View Post
      Frankly I don't give a fat rat's ass what Irish George thinks -- my ratings are followed by those from USA Today's Ad Meter. Feel free to take pot shots.

      Number one was a piece of cake:

      1. Budweiser -- Best Buds (1)
      2. Snickers -- The Brady Bunch (12 -- they wuz robbed)
      3. Doritos -- Empty Middle Seat (5)
      4. Fiat -- Blue Pill (3)
      5. Doritos -- When Pigs Fly (11)
      6. Victoria's Secret (50 -- obviously many women's libbers on the panel)
      7. Mercedes -- Tortoise vs. Hare (20)
      8. Nissan -- Cat's in the Cradle (9)
      9. Avacados from Mexico -- The First Draft (23 -- very underrated)
      10. Turbotax -- Revolutionary Free Tax returns (35 -- come on!!)

      The floor is now open for insults.
      You are serious. Amazing stuff coming from a person who I assume lifts the toilet seat to take a piss.

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      • #4
        not good

        I had two good ones: esurance breaking bad and fiat viagra. Yours:

        1. Budweiser -- Best Buds (1) Turrible
        2. Snickers -- The Brady Bunch (12 -- they wuz robbed) Turrible
        3. Doritos -- Empty Middle Seat (5) Turrible
        4. Fiat -- Blue Pill (3) Good
        5. Doritos -- When Pigs Fly (11) OK
        6. Victoria's Secret (50 -- obviously many women's libbers on the panel) Turrible
        7. Mercedes -- Tortoise vs. Hare (20) Awful
        8. Nissan -- Cat's in the Cradle (9) Meh
        9. Avacados from Mexico -- The First Draft (23 -- very underrated) Turrible
        10. Turbotax -- Revolutionary Free Tax returns (35 -- come on!!) Turrible
        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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        • #5
          Commercials And Ads Have Put Food On My Table For 55 Years...

          ...so what's your point?
          "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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          • #6
            A whole lot of fuggin food I might add.
            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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            • #7
              I Had It At 85 (out of 100)

              ...and I must have missed the controversy.
              "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by iowaigglefan View Post
                You are serious. Amazing stuff coming from a person who I assume lifts the toilet seat to take a piss.
                Lifting the seat and standing to piss are not mutually exclusive events.

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                • #9
                  A Lot? Please...

                  ...I eat like a bird!
                  "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                    A whole lot of fuggin food I might add.
                    OMG,....BWAH!!

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                    • #11
                      Buttweiser
                      John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                      • #12
                        I'll agree with the Doritos middle seat, but the fact that there's no Clash of Clans on here robs this list of credibility.
                        -Slizz of Wangnutz

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                        • #13
                          anything without that goat/donkey commercial loses all cred. but ya know, you have no cred to begin with
                          WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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                          • #14
                            FRAUD

                            Right...you care so little you open your post with it.

                            This list is a fraud. All you did was take someone else's list and scramble the numbers around.

                            zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z.
                            Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                            May 7, 2010




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                            • #15
                              Your Insults Are Like The Babble Of A Baby

                              Meaningless.
                              "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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