Attention Jews and gentiles

[Irish George]

My last stop on my Jewish Book Council tour will be in Philly (Actually Penn Valley) this sunday at 1 pm. Talk and signing.

This wont be my last local event, but it is the end of my formal relationship with JBC, a great experience and one I never expected when I wrote the book. I owe a lot to the JBC, Jewish Book World magazine and all the event promoters I had the pleasure to work with.

If anyone's interested its at Temple Har Zion, 1500 Hagys Ford Rd, Penn Valley and you can call them at 610-667-5000.

OK cant say you weren't warned!

EDITED TO ADD: Hey, if you haven't already it would be great if you FaceNutzers would "Like" The Legend of Red Klotz page on Facebook. Also if we have any social media marketing mavens out there I am a rookie at this and would appreciate tapping your brains. PM me if you have skills in this are and want to help a brotha. Thanks.

http://www.harziontemple.org/openabook.pdf

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahaha!

What IS this???

[Irish George]

Spam

Spam

[slag]

Fuck you going there for? Nobody will buy anything.

[Irish George]

Bwah!

seriously, this has been one of the great experiences of my life. I only wish Red was still around to get the glory he deserves.

[Riccardo]

Are they doing your bris too?

My last stop on my Jewish Book Council tour will be in Philly (Actually Penn Valley) this sunday at 1 pm. Talk and signing.

This wont be my last local event, but it is the end of my formal relationship with JBC, a great experience and one I never expected when I wrote the book. I owe a lot to the JBC, Jewish Book World magazine and all the event promoters I had the pleasure to work with.

If anyone's interested its at Temple Har Zion, 1500 Hagys Ford Rd, Penn Valley and you can call them at 610-667-5000.

OK cant say you weren't warned!

EDITED TO ADD: Hey, if you haven't already it would be great if you FaceNutzers would "Like" The Legend of Red Klotz page on Facebook. Also if we have any social media marketing mavens out there I am a rookie at this and would appreciate tapping your brains. PM me if you have skills in this are and want to help a brotha. Thanks.

http://www.harziontemple.org/openabook.pdf

Sorry man, no fagaycebook for me.

[Irish George]

absolutely! a public bris

why else would they get $12 ($15 at the door!)

[slag]

I went to a Jewish fundraising event once

at Carnegie Hall, and piano man Michael Feinstein told this joke to a room full of Jews:

Two Jewish guys are walking down the street and they see a sign on a Catholic church that reads: "CONVERT ... $1000"

One guy says to the other: "A thousand bucks? Whaddya think?"

Other guy says: "Are you nuts?"

First guy says: "I'm gonna check it out" ... and he goes in.

He comes out and the other guy asks him: "Did you convert?"

First guy says: "Yeah"

Other guy says: "Did they give you the thousand?"

First guys says: "Is that all you people think about ... money?"

Then Feinstein thanked everyone for their donations.

[Irish George]

and he threw in a "you people."

Nice!!!