I just had a mouse run across my office

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Took it out with a broom.

[McCarthy12]

I would leave his body in the doorway as a warning to his pals. It might also keep people you don't like from coming into your office. Actually, it will probably keep everyone from coming into your office.

[Loki]

Was it a white one?

[Riccardo]

We used to poison them with lab chemicals

Sodium fluoride in peanut butter worked great

[RSE]

My first marriage apartment, we had mice. One weekend we went away and left glue traps. The aftermath was disgusting but their buddies stopped visiting for good.

[McCarthy12]

Hahaha My law school apartment in Hoboken had mice. It was such a dump. One got snapped in a trap so hard its eye flew straight out. I left it there as a warning and I swear it worked. In hindsight, that was pretty disgusting.

[Irish George]

you keep a broom in your office?

Took it out with a broom.

No wonder you have rats.

[RSE]

I had field mice in my law school apartment. Far cuter than city mice but still vermin.

We kept our garbage cans on the porch of my law school apartment. One night after a mild winter I came home from school and found nine hungry teeth-baring raccoons hovering around the cans between my front door and me. Scared the shit out of me.

[Irish George]

Bwahahaha

nothing like a good story about vermin. I always tell the one about my stay at the Marriott in St. Louis back in the 80s. Heard something in my room, turned on the lights and a rat was halfway up the window drapes.

Got out of there in a hurry, and the new room on a different floor was comped. Still had a tough time getting to sleep that night.

[Ellsworth]

Was your purse out of reach?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

You filthy cough sufferer

The broom was in my secretary's closet. I told her to bring it in. She looks like Sophia Vergara.

[nor'easter]

no good without pics

EDIT: of your secretary, not the mouse

[Dim Bulb]

TGP in his office

Took it out with a broom.

[IronEagle]

This is one reason why I am kind of fond of cats as pets. Plus they make great internet fodder. Just ask Slizz about his cat casa.

[Dan Drives a Van]

nothing like a good story about vermin.

I have had a cockroach crawl across my body as I slept at two different apartments. One was my shit-hole in the East Village when I first moved into the city. The second was my current, fairly respectable and well-maintained pad in Brooklyn Heights.

In Brooklyn the thing crawled across my face. I jumped up, smashed it with a book and scared the shit out of my girlfriend. In the East Village I woke up because I felt something moving in my underwear.

New York City living! Woo!!