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  • #16
    Originally posted by Dan Drives a Van View Post
    I have had a cockroach crawl across my body as I slept at two different apartments. One was my shit-hole in the East Village when I first moved into the city. The second was my current, fairly respectable and well-maintained pad in Brooklyn Heights.

    In Brooklyn the thing crawled across my face. I jumped up, smashed it with a book and scared the shit out of my girlfriend. In the East Village I woke up because I felt something moving in my underwear.

    New York City living! Woo!!
    Yet more reasons why it is good to have a friendly, competent gata around. They are household vermin destruction machines. And they tend to like humans if you feed them.
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    "We choose to go to the moon."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
      Sodium fluoride in peanut butter worked great
      Yea, the same stuff they put in our drinking water to supposedly reduce cavities, but really was to save Alcoa and other big corps $ from having to get rid of it as toxic waste.

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      • #18
        A blithering idiot to boot

        The safety and efficacy of fluoride in reducing cavities is extraordinarily documented.
        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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        • #19
          The Deuce You Say

          Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
          The safety and efficacy of fluoride in reducing cavities is extraordinarily documented.
          Homeopathy and flower essences work way better.

          DB

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
            The safety and efficacy of fluoride in reducing cavities is extraordinarily documented.
            So you gave the mice the sodium fluoride so they'd have nice teeth when the peanut butter killed them.

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            • #21
              You can kill a mouse (or a human)

              with too much water. Anything is a poison dependent on concentration. Moron
              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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              • #22
                Riccardo goes LD50 on his azz

                Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                with too much water. Anything is a poison dependent on concentration. Moron
                Do it, Science Boy! Take him down!
                DB

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                • #23
                  Hahah that's right

                  And on the opposite end of the spectrum, one fluoride ion in a drop of "remedy" is magically effective!
                  "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                  • #24
                    Do companies still do LD50 ?

                    I thought it was all MTD these days (maximum tolerated dose)

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                    • #25
                      Hinestly? Do you not vaccinate your kids?
                      John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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