Greg Norman looks like a mafia boss

[Overbrook]

That is just fucking sick. SICK I tell you!

Gary Player is over 70 and would kick your ass.

And look ... he doesn't wear a white belt ... or anything else!!!

666

[slag]

That was my objective.

[slag]

PS - in all seriousness ... I'm looking forward to the drama the conditions should create today and love watching the pros in tough conditions of the US Open.

Nothing if more fun than watching a pro get fucked and saying "I can do that."

However, I really do think those greens are wrong.

IMO it adds too much bad luck to the equation after a person has made an outstanding shot in difficult conditions.

[nor'easter]

this illustrates slag's point

if this happened to me on a muni I'd be pissed. This has nothing to do with being a whiny pro. This is just wrong.

http://www.businessinsider.com/darren-clarke-perfect-putt-at-the-us-open-missed-2015-6

[slag]

Precisely

[Overbrook]

Waaaa, waaaa, waaaa

Next thing you know the pga will make them use dice shaped balls in the open.

[nor'easter]

here's how to make things better

FOX should have Natalie Gulbis and Holly Sonders participate in a strip, chip-off.
Best ratings ever!! More Natalie. Less Joe.

[Overbrook]

No need to bring in the big talent

FOX should have Natalie Gulbis and Holly Sonders participate in a strip, chip-off.
Best ratings ever!! More Natalie. Less Joe.

They could bring in a hairy, filthy, bag lady with her shopping cart to replace Little ?Joe and it would be a tremendous improvement.

This broadcast makes me wonder if the pga has even a small amount of regret for selling the broadcast to fox. It's been brutal.

[nor'easter]

ugly course

ugly broadcast.

I'm thinking FOX will have big ratings since the leaders won't finish until the evening hours. Dads will all be done day activities with the family, sitting back with a cold one. Also, it's close at the top and people are going to want to see train wrecks at the end.

[slag]

You should stick to what you know ... ie. the merits of prescription drugs and Carhartt outerwear.

[slag]

Now here's some common ground.

[slag]

PS - seriously, how you feeling?

I can't take any of that shit (Oxy, Vicodin etc) makes me feel like Jason Day.

[Overbrook]

Seriously? Well, I've certainly felt better.

This healing is just very, very slow. My surgery, a 4 level fusion with a bunch of other shit tossed in,is as serious as they come.

Still, it's trying my patience badly. I feel better but still have a fair share of pain. In all seriousness about the Vicodin, it's been a godsend in helping with the pain so I can operate in a somewhat normal way.

[slag]

It's tough to be patient but if the pain appears to be diminishing I guess that's a good sign.

Are you noticing any positive effects of the surgery on your pre-surgery symptoms?

[Overbrook]

Tough answer

My back itself is definitely better with almost no pain, but I'm still having quite a bit of sciatica down one leg which I was having before the surgery.

Also, I have numbness in my right foot which I did not have before. It was explained to me as, "the nerve waking up after being pinched off for so long". The doc wasn't very concerned, but it's driving me nuts. Not painful, but very annoying.