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January: Marcus Smith (sweating profusely after 3rd team reps during August double sessions)
February: Kiko Alonso (sitting in stands watching his brother Carlos strike out for the Reading Phillies)
March: Jordan Matthews (working solo after practice on jugs machine that won't help one iota when the games actually matter)
April: Byron Maxwell (doing his best "what, me worry?" Alfred E Newman pose while wearing throwback jersey of his hero and inspiration Nnamdi Asomugha)
May: Josh Huff (looking exactly like one of Neil McCauley's crew in Heat as he dons a ski mask to pick up his weekly game check)
June: Malcolm Jenkins (game action photo of him dropping a critical "woulda been an easy pick 6 if he just looked the ball into his hands" interception)
July: Brandon Graham (doing impression of Dave Chappelle's "IM RICH BEEATCH HONK HONK) skit while holding up a copy of his recent contract extension
August: Jason Kelce (snapping the ball 29 feet over I Am Sam's head leading to a chorus of Boooo's and a "shave your back"
Chant from the inebriated home crowd)
September: DeRoacho Scurry (being gang tackled for a four yard loss on the first of several 3 and out series in a crucial home loss)
October: Connor Barwin (rocking Pink hair at a hipster bar that he rode his 1 speed bike to, wearing hereisakers skinny jeans, & drinking a gluten free Victory double IPA & listening to a Husker Du cover band)
November: Sam Bradford (simultaneously looking at Howard Eskin and Les Bowen during a post game Q&A after losing at home to Tampa Bay by 4 touchdowns)
December: Chip Kelly (upside down S8 play card that appears to actually be working for the first time since November 2014)
February: Kiko Alonso (sitting in stands watching his brother Carlos strike out for the Reading Phillies)
March: Jordan Matthews (working solo after practice on jugs machine that won't help one iota when the games actually matter)
April: Byron Maxwell (doing his best "what, me worry?" Alfred E Newman pose while wearing throwback jersey of his hero and inspiration Nnamdi Asomugha)
May: Josh Huff (looking exactly like one of Neil McCauley's crew in Heat as he dons a ski mask to pick up his weekly game check)
June: Malcolm Jenkins (game action photo of him dropping a critical "woulda been an easy pick 6 if he just looked the ball into his hands" interception)
July: Brandon Graham (doing impression of Dave Chappelle's "IM RICH BEEATCH HONK HONK) skit while holding up a copy of his recent contract extension
August: Jason Kelce (snapping the ball 29 feet over I Am Sam's head leading to a chorus of Boooo's and a "shave your back"
Chant from the inebriated home crowd)
September: DeRoacho Scurry (being gang tackled for a four yard loss on the first of several 3 and out series in a crucial home loss)
October: Connor Barwin (rocking Pink hair at a hipster bar that he rode his 1 speed bike to, wearing hereisakers skinny jeans, & drinking a gluten free Victory double IPA & listening to a Husker Du cover band)
November: Sam Bradford (simultaneously looking at Howard Eskin and Les Bowen during a post game Q&A after losing at home to Tampa Bay by 4 touchdowns)
December: Chip Kelly (upside down S8 play card that appears to actually be working for the first time since November 2014)
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