You're darned tootin'...

[The Duck]

We had us a deal here for nineteen-five. You sat there and darned if you didn't tell me you'd get this car, these options, without the sealant, for nine-teen-five!

[Susquehanna Birder]

That was Buddy's fault. If he would have gotten more serious about offense and used Randall better, things would have turned out differently.

[slag]

To quote Marge Gunderson ... "I'm not sure I totally agree with your police work there, Lou" ... I agree that Ryan was fucked in his offensive approach but Cunningham also came up very small in big games for the Eagles.

[Irish George]

I sincerely doubt that

If Cam were an Eagle you would come up with a belittling nickname for him in no time.

I only do that with the Danny Twatkins' of the world. Not that I can take credit for that one.

[Irish George]

The wood chipper scene

Was the best