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So I've been looking for a dump cart on Craigslist. You know, that thing you pull behind your lawn tractor for moving mulch and dirt and sh*t like that. Anyway, I see this dude is selling a package that's a lawn tractor, dump cart, and a snow thrower that attaches to the front of the tractor. He's got it there for $1000. So I write the guy and ask, "Will you sell the dump cart separately?" He responds, "Sure, $1000 and I'll throw in the tractor and the snow thrower." So how should I respond to this guy? I'm thinking a simple, "F*ck you, j*rkoff" might be appropriate. What say you?
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Ask him if he'd accept $100 minus whatever fees it costs to take tractor and snow thrower to the dump. -
yeah I'd just respond with 100 bucks for the cart
yes or no"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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Bwahahaha!
That's good!Comment
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Dear sir,
"Thank you for your prompt reply, but your sarcasm is extremely tacky and useless to this discussion. I will be glad to rid you of the cart for 100 American dollars. If you refuse what I consider to be a substantial offer, then I invite you to, as the kids say, eat a dick. I will await your decision."The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston ChurchillComment
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I'd tell him no thanks. Then go to his house and destroy the tractor and snow thrower (on the dl obviously). Then wait a few days and email him back telling him that you've reconsidered and does he still have the stuff available for sale."Listen to McCarthy" - Art VandelayComment
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Dear sir, before I send a counter offer, please send photos of your wife and any daughters over the age of 18. I'm hoping to at least have a little fun for my $1000.Comment
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BWAHAHAHA! NICE! I was thinking something along the lines of...
Dear Sir,
I would like to offer you $2500 for the entire package. I could wire the funds into your bank account. Please provide your routing number and account number and I will transfer the funds in USD. Also, since I am a non-profit organization, I'd like to send you a form that you can use for tax purposes. Please send me your social security number, name, and address.
Sincerely,
Dikembe MutumboComment
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That'll work!Comment
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Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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LINK!
We should all fuck with himJohn Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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BWAHHAHAHAAAAA
thats the ticket! We'll teach that coughsufferer to mess with ZOfficially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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If you throw in a pair of tix to the Wiggles, I'll give you 750John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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