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  • #16
    Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
    Just in case somebody actually gives a fuck...I checked into a hotel in Fort Stockton last night. Its about 300 miles east of San Antonio. This old guy in front of me in line was packing a .45 in a holster. I forgot that this is Texas. I didn't even make eye contact with the guy. Don't want my wig to get split. This ain't muthafukkin Los Angeles. Riccardo would have been proud.


    Saddle up Buckaroo, long ways across Texas on 10!!!

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    • #17
      I hate the 10 but I've made this trip a hundred times from here
      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
        I hate the 10 but I've made this trip a hundred times from here
        First time I every ran it I was heading west outta Orange, Tx, didn't think those mile markers were ever going to stop going higher, I was overjoyed when I hit N.M. lol

        Have a safe trip.

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        • #19
          Your momma made that trip hundreds of times

          Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
          I hate the 10 but I've made this trip a hundred times from here
          from Kenworth and Peterbilt floorboards.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
            I hate the 10 but I've made this trip a hundred times from here
            3I have you made it to San Antonio yet?

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            • #21
              He said last night he was 300 miles east of San Antonio

              Originally posted by wynnron123 View Post
              3I have you made it to San Antonio yet?
              Being that he is traveling west to east, my calculations put him about 300 miles past San Antonio at the time of his post.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
                Being that he is traveling west to east, my calculations put him about 300 miles past San Antonio at the time of his post.
                So, do you have a gps tracker on him, or does he have your mom "chipped"
                Last edited by Eagle Road; 06-15-2016, 06:58 PM.

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                • #23
                  This 'ain't Kansas anymore, Toto! You may want to click your heels three times and wish you didn't go there. ...Or I'll be up in your momma's ass like the tin man.

                  Heartless.

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                  • #24
                    When will you be passing through SA?

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                    • #25
                      I'm fuckin' crushing out numbers right now.

                      My calculations have him 300 miles past SA last night. If he hit the road at 8:00am in the Pontiac Grand Safari riding at its maximum speed of 49 mph, 2 one hour stops at Arby's, 2 one hour stops at the T/A truck stop so his momma can earn gas and meal money, and if he stops at 4pm., then he should be in San Antonio by 11am tomorrow

                      ... God willing and the Mississippi don't rise.

                      I give up.
                      Last edited by Drama Queen; 06-15-2016, 08:19 PM.

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                      • #26
                        we made it to San Antonio yesterday afternoon. we still here visiting family, gonna leave in the morning, continuing the trip.
                        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                        • #27
                          in SA right now, playing hearts and talking shit at my cousin's house. I'm off 35 north exit 169. where u at?
                          500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                          • #28
                            I got your momma in the back of the penske with Kevin Kolb, three armadillos, a glock with the serial number scratched off, some pork skins, two Russian girls that only speak Spanish, and a bottle of crown royal. we partying batch!!
                            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                            • #29
                              WTF?

                              You were 300 miles east of San Antonio last night! Is this the fuckin Truman Show of vacations?

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                              • #30
                                Keep her away from the pork skins. She needs to watch her cholesterol.

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