Christmas Carol time

[slag]

(to Jingle Bells)

Agholor Agholor ... can't get on the field
You, Jackson and Jefferey ... you fuckers can't get healed
Agholor Agholor ... Greg Ward took your spot
Now when Wentz throws passes ... they actually get caught

[Spartan92]

That's fucking fantastic!!!

[Mr. Triple Dip]

Is this a Slag original? Bravo!

[Overbrook]

God rest thee merry Igglehans
Let nothing to dismay
The cowpies are a shitty team
We’ll ream them out come Sunday

Our very own Ginger will cost their’s his job
Oh tidings of playoffs to come, Oh
Tidings of playoffs to come!

FUCK DULLASS!

[thegodfather]

(to Jingle Bells)

Agholor Agholor ... can't get on the field
You, Jackson and Jefferey ... you fuckers can't get healed
Agholor Agholor ... Greg Ward took your spot
Now when Wentz throws passes ... they actually get caught

No topping that

[The Duck]

Thought you were going to go with the Good King Wentzeslas angle there. Nicely done. Catchy AF.

[slag]

Thought you were going to go with the Good King Wentzeslas angle there. Nicely done. Catchy AF.

That's good thinking ... unfortunately, as riffed in that hilarious old Ackroyd/Murray/Belushi era SNL x-mas carol skit, I only know the first line of that song

[The Duck]

That's good thinking ... unfortunately, as riffed in that hilarious old Ackroyd/Murray/Belushi era SNL x-mas carol skit, I only know the first line of that song

Yeah, after "deep and crisp and even", everybody starts winging it.

[BentzforWentz]

Twelve Days of Christmas. On the_____ day of Christmas, Dougie gave to us:


12 Men on the field
11 players on the injury report
10 penalties against the Dolphins
9 total catches by DJax
8 different cornerbacks
7 drops by Agholor
6 failed blitzes by Schwartz
5 players to the Pro Bowl
4 injured Dlineman
3 failed challenges
2 practice squad WRs
1 NFC EAST CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

[Ellsworth]

I saw Jerruh sipping Johnny Black
lying on the bar room floor last night
He couldn't see 3 feet
cowboys security asked us to be discreet
please don't record and hit delete
Jerruh would like to keep video from TMZ

Then I saw Jerruh fondle two bartenders
his eyes were glazed and totally bloodshot
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
if Jerruh had only seen
them recoil in horror at his ghastly face

[IronEagle]

Fumblin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Getting strip sacked easily
In the same old fashioned way

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear...
The balls popped out, the ball is rolling...
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!

Fumblin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Getting strip sacked easily
In the same old fashioned way

[jimbo]

(to Jingle Bells)

Agholor Agholor ... can't get on the field
You, Jackson and Jefferey ... you fuckers can't get healed
Agholor Agholor ... Greg Ward took your spot
Now when Wentz throws passes ... they actually get caught

I can see Hakim Laws singing this wearing a Santa hat.

[Ellsworth]

Jeffrey the leaker
was a jolly, anonymous source
with a guaranteed contract and nothing to lose
he back stabbed his QB

Jeffrey the leaker
is a cautionary tale
he was over the hill
but Howie knew
he should give him future guarantees

there must be some compromising photos
in that locker stall he calls home
Cuz when Josina asked for dirt
he freely sold Wentz out

Jeffrey the leaker
had to hurry on his way
but he waved Josina goodbye, saying
'don't you cry. I'll be on IR by Christmas Day!'

[BigSlizz]

Great work! This is better than most of the onfield happenings this year.

[Riccardo]

Always been a fan of der Bingel:

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Where the scoreboard glistens and gayters listen,
To hear boobirds in their woe

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas,
With every Iggles chant I scream,
"May your days be a gay pipedream,
And all your Christmases be green!"