Official One: We got buzzed. Mr. McMahon wants us to give the Cowboys another chance. He needs them in the playoffs!
Official Two: Okay, we can buzz the field and tell them to hold up. But that play was clean. I mean, look at it (plays video). He didn't even breathe on him wrong...
Official One: Are you LISTENING to me? Mr. McMahon wants us to call it PI.
Official Two: We've never done that. I've never even heard of us reviewing a play for PI on our own. We don't even like doing it when the coaches ask for it prior to the last two minutes. We could get those officials killed out there.
Official One (under his breath): They probably deserve it after that holding call on Peters.
Official Two: Wait a minute. He just texted me. Says we'll handle it next week in New York and Dallas.
Official One: Whew. That's a better way to handle it. This would've been butt ugly. Those Philly fans...
Official Two; (opens a can of Budweiser and takes a sip): Yeah, those assholes booed Santa clause, didn't they?
Official Two: Okay, we can buzz the field and tell them to hold up. But that play was clean. I mean, look at it (plays video). He didn't even breathe on him wrong...
Official One: Are you LISTENING to me? Mr. McMahon wants us to call it PI.
Official Two: We've never done that. I've never even heard of us reviewing a play for PI on our own. We don't even like doing it when the coaches ask for it prior to the last two minutes. We could get those officials killed out there.
Official One (under his breath): They probably deserve it after that holding call on Peters.
Official Two: Wait a minute. He just texted me. Says we'll handle it next week in New York and Dallas.
Official One: Whew. That's a better way to handle it. This would've been butt ugly. Those Philly fans...
Official Two; (opens a can of Budweiser and takes a sip): Yeah, those assholes booed Santa clause, didn't they?
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