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  • Pfizer Vaccine! 90% Effective!

    Time for the Zombie Apocalypse! They haven't revealed the data and they haven't done the safety study yet! Yay!

    DB

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    I'd go with the version us old farts would appreciate more.

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    • #3
      Free shots at the Four Seasons hotel.
      Wait...where?
      John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Loki View Post
        Free shots at the Four Seasons hotel.
        Wait...where?
        No way. They're at the Ritz today.

        DB

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Susquehanna Birder View Post


          I'd go with the version us old farts would appreciate more.
          Loved the Omega Man. Scarier zombies in I am Legend though. Fast moving zombies way scarier than normal speed or even slow mo zombies.
          DB

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          • #6
            Yeah, but Anthony Zerbe was a badass.

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            • #7
              Buddy and I were joking last week that a vaccine was certain to be announced by week end. Pretty close!
              "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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              • #8
                Don’t forget they will need to be delivered in Good Humor trucks...or anything that can maintain -40 for purity & freshness.
                "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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                • #9
                  Thank You PRESIDENT TRUMP

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by thegodfather View Post
                    Thank You PRESIDENT TRUMP
                    I don't understand your POV.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by joydivision View Post

                      I don't understand your POV.
                      He's already a zombie. A slow moving Walking Dead type of zombie.
                      DB

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                      • #12
                        “The truth is that Pfizer didn’t receive any funding from Operation Warp Speed for the development, clinical trial and manufacturing of the vaccine. Rather, its partner, BioNTech SE, has received money -- from the German government.”
                        -Bloomberg
                        John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Loki View Post
                          “The truth is that Pfizer didn’t receive any funding from Operation Warp Speed for the development, clinical trial and manufacturing of the vaccine. Rather, its partner, BioNTech SE, has received money -- from the German government.”
                          -Bloomberg
                          In not-too-related Dimmy News, before I sold yogurt, I worked at a BAC pharma company in the Legal Dept. I saw all these product liability cases for the "newer" blockbuster drugs and vaccines. Dimmy's take was: If a drug has been out on the market for 20 years, I'll take it. If not, I'll pass. Sets up a dilemma on this new vaccine, I'll tell ya...
                          Last edited by Dim Bulb; 11-10-2020, 12:25 PM.
                          DB

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                          • #14
                            Imunozitclearer has caused constipation, diarrhea, sudden breast growth, orange skin, an extra penis in some patients.
                            Stop using Imunozitclearer if your eyes begin to bleed, the second penis develops above the waistline, and/or you develop a full facial mole.
                            John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                            • #15
                              Pfizer gave us Viagra so they have that going for them. The little blue pill worked pretty well, or so I'm told.

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